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  Three years removed from JW-Dom.

  by jayhawk1 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i have not been to a meeting in three years 20-plus days.

  i wonder if i missed any new light (tm).

  certainly, i have had so much fun since leaving.

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  yxl1

  Country girl said:

  How does the congregation know who they are talking about?

  Gossip, rumour and more gossip
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  Polyester skirts and recipe cards

  by joannadandy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ahh yes.. eyegirl and i were taking that long dirty and shameful walk down memory lane.

  tonight's topic.

  the second school, and why it sucked monkey nostrils to be a sister back there giving a talk.. you would think, no sweat, smaller crowd, less pressure.

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  talesin: Try wearing pantyhose in JULY!!!

  Is that a dare?
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  Young JW's, What would it take for you to come back?

  by Spudinator in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this question is for the "younger" jw's, and ex-jw's that post here, say in their teens to mid-twenties.

  please consider the main question, and try to answer the a, b, and c segments if applicable.. what would it take for you to come back into the jw fold?.

  a. organizational changes?.

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  yxl1

  Yeah I'd go back. Only to thump a few Elders in the mouth....and I'm not joking.
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  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

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  yxl1

  ...such large post counts
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  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

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  yxl1

  Mmmm, Now I see how some of you guys manage to clock up...
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  Polyester skirts and recipe cards

  by joannadandy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ahh yes.. eyegirl and i were taking that long dirty and shameful walk down memory lane.

  tonight's topic.

  the second school, and why it sucked monkey nostrils to be a sister back there giving a talk.. you would think, no sweat, smaller crowd, less pressure.

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  yxl1

  The boys had it SO easy!

  Pah!

  You girls had it so easy! You had company whilst on the platform. You only had to look at your "Householder" and you didnt even have to flap your arms about (gesturing). We boys had it hard. Trying to avoid eye contact with your mates who were pulling stupid faces. Reading the bible while waving your arms, not slouching on the podium AND looking up every now and then. Add to that the shirt done up to the top button, the noose like tie and the cheap catalogue suit, I think we boys had it much harder than you girls!

  yxl1
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  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

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  yxl1

  Mmm Dont know what happened there. I'm not trying to boost my post count, honest!
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  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

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  God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
  Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but...
  God: But what!
  Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
  God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.
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  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

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  yxl1

  God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
  Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but...
  God: But what!
  Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
  God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.
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  Homer Simpsons prayer

  by yxl1 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "dear lord: the gods have been good to me.

  for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

  so here's the deal: .

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  yxl1

  God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
  Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but...
  God: But what!
  Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
  God: [pause] Hmm... You've got a point there.