Posts by wonderer2003

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Biblical one-liners... too cool

by wonderer2003 in

q. what kind of man was boaz before he married?.

a. ruthless.

q. what do they call pastors in germany?.

wonderer2003

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

been gone for a while, HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL

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Check your IQ in less than 13 minutes

by JH in

jw
friends

thanks to quinah and nathan natas of another forum, here is the link to check your iq.

http://www.iqtest.com/.

it says i have an iq of 139 .

wonderer2003

Thank you for recently taking the Self Discovery Workshop's IQ Test.
Because of the Internet's ability to mishandle transmissions, we are
reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 154

The drunk and the minister

by wonderer2003 in

a drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on a sunday afternoon down by the river.

he proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the minister.

the minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "mister, are you ready to find jesus?

wonderer2003

A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

for JW's"...keep testing whether you are in the faith" (2Cor 13:5)

by wonderer2003 in

jw
friends

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if you are a jw you should try this page, you may be enlightened.

http://www.escapethewatchtower.com/65%20questions.htm

wonderer2003

If you are a JW you should try this page, you may be enlightened

http://www.escapethewatchtower.com/65%20Questions.htm

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On Blaming God...

by AGuest in

may you all have peace!

i find it funny... as in peculiar... that from adam until today... "we"... get our kicks blaming god.

starting with adam, who said, "the woman... that you gave me... she... made me... eat," we have this penchant to look everywhere but in the mirror.

wonderer2003

All I am saying noko is that I appreciate the life I have been given.

and I am sure you appreciate yours. I am glad you have your faith, many people need something to believe in.

I don't have that need.

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On Blaming God...

by AGuest in

may you all have peace!

i find it funny... as in peculiar... that from adam until today... "we"... get our kicks blaming god.

starting with adam, who said, "the woman... that you gave me... she... made me... eat," we have this penchant to look everywhere but in the mirror.

wonderer2003

Cain did serve a life sentence here on Earth til death, while Abel will be brought back from death for eternal life.

Why does the above sentence by :noko: annoy, disturb,and scare me.

It angers me that we waste so much of our brief time in quests that are not directly involved with enjoying life.

We know how evolution works, and "tinkering by a deity" is not part of the equation. To me, it diminishes the spectacle and beauty of our world whenever someone says, "God did it". The fact that God did not do it makes it all the more interesting and marvellous.We are all enormously lucky to be alive.

So God is here letting the world do it's own thing and the people and animals do their own thing,

So what's the difference between that and a God that does not subsist.

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On Blaming God...

by AGuest in

may you all have peace!

i find it funny... as in peculiar... that from adam until today... "we"... get our kicks blaming god.

starting with adam, who said, "the woman... that you gave me... she... made me... eat," we have this penchant to look everywhere but in the mirror.

wonderer2003

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.- Seneca the Younger (circa 4 B.C.E - 65 C.E)

NOTE THE DATE this still stands today!!!!!!

or maybe this God (should have been on post b4 this)

"And the Lord said to him, "Who has made man’s mouth? Or who makes him dumb or deaf, or seeing or blind? Is it not I, the Lord?" [Exodus 4:11. NT]

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On Blaming God...

by AGuest in

may you all have peace!

i find it funny... as in peculiar... that from adam until today... "we"... get our kicks blaming god.

starting with adam, who said, "the woman... that you gave me... she... made me... eat," we have this penchant to look everywhere but in the mirror.

wonderer2003

“His work is perfect, For all His ways are just; a God of faithfulness and without injustice, righteous and upright is He," [Deut. 32:4. NT]

"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." [Isaiah 45:7. NT]

Which of these God's do you have FAITH in?

If it is so much a matter of fact for you privilledged folk, then why is it called it a faith?

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will the JW read this

by wonderer2003 in

the jw's have been back at my door a couple of times since my first post.. she gave me watchtowers and showed me books and literature from the jw cd, i said i would give her something to read when she came back.

she returned today with more medical stuff printed from her cd, so i gave her the stuff i got through the internet (thankfully alot of it was pages i found through this forum).

this is how the conversation went.. jw: afternoon.

wonderer2003

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion but not his own facts

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Gender jokes

by wonderer2003 in

"god," said adam, "why did you make eve so beautiful?".

"so you would love her.".

"but why did you make her so dumb?".

wonderer2003

"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"

"So you would love her."

"But why did you make her so dumb?"

"So she would love you."