This happened when I was in my mid twenties. My buddy Ron and I decided to go out for something to eat, so we rode our motorcycles to a local mall called Sherway Gardens. Right over Simpsons was a restaurant that overlooked the mall interior below, so we went there and sat at the edge of the restaurant so we could watch the shoppers below.
Ron had very bad teeth, and developed a habit of spitting out little bits of food. Well, I gave him shit for doing this, so he did it more just to annoy me. He then spat some food down over the mall area, and we suddenly realized that shoppers were directly below us, and there was a potential for a bit of fun.
We started throwing small bits of food at the shoppers below, but we naturally tried to outdo each other. It didn't help that there were two elderly women just two tables away from us and they were giggling like schoolgirls at our antics. This encouraged us, and the pieces of food we threw at shoppers got progressively larger. So far, the restaurant staff had no clue what we were doing. We had to order a second meal each since the food was all being thrown down into the mall, and we explained to the waiter that the food was SOOOOOO GOOD that we just needed more, and we were growing boys anyway!
Some of the shoppers started to notice all the food lying on the floor - chicken, mashed potatos, steak, puff pastery, and other items - especially after a few slipped, and they were looking up to see where the food was coming from. We decided we had better step up our efforts, and then get out of there. Ron then picked up the remainder of his sundea as I stood up with cheesecake in hand, a piece about the size of my fist. We selected our victims, wound up, and let 'em go! While Ron missed his target, I got lucky, and beaned a woman right in the top of her head with my cheesecake. We then wished the two elderly ladies a nice day, and went to the cash to pay our bills, just in time to see my cheesecake victim's boyfriend complaining to the manager about what happened. He took a look at us, and decided not to start any trouble.
We had so much fun that we decided to go back and do it again a few months later, but you know how it is - the first time is always the best.
Walter
Canadian District Overbeer