I don't have any access to any WT material, so can anyone help me on something? I remember there being a succession of articles about when attacked that a JW could fight back, then they couldn't , then they could, then they couldn't again; does anyone have the dates of the articles publication. I'm working on another thing for JW Humor.
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WT flip flop help...
by Tuesday ini don't have any access to any wt material, so can anyone help me on something?
i remember there being a succession of articles about when attacked that a jw could fight back, then they couldn't , then they could, then they couldn't again; does anyone have the dates of the articles publication.
i'm working on another thing for jw humor.
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Do you guys think this is funny?....
by Tuesday infor like a year i've been talking about creating a witness related joke type website and worked on it a bit.
now that i'm having some time at work i wrote something for it and i just want to get an opinion if you think it's funny or if i need to hit the drawing board again and work on something else.. .
young people ask?
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For like a year I've been talking about creating a witness related joke type website and worked on it a bit. Now that I'm having some time at work I wrote something for it and I just want to get an opinion if you think it's funny or if I need to hit the drawing board again and work on something else.
Young People Ask?
Simple Math Equations.
1.) How many months does it take after marrying in the truth do you have to stop calling your mate "Brother" or "Sister" so as to not get creeped out?
2.) How many minutes does it to determine whether this is a spiritually uplifting thing or a deviously demented thing; when your artistically inclined child tells you their favorite picture is of the wicked being destroyed in the Revelation book?
3.) How many days did it take you wondering what was on the cover of the Revelation book before you finally broke down with a crayon and piece of paper to find out?
4.) Whenever the Elders went over Jesus' travels with the map inside the Greatest Man Book how many times did you find yourself humming the Indiana Jones theme and plotting out the course in red pen?
5.) How many hours did you tell yourself it was just a coincidence that Elders always told the congregation to loook up to Peter when he was the apostle most chastized for thinking he was greatest, was the first to stick his foot in his mouth, and at the first sign of trouble he denied he even knew the Lord? (JUST A COINCIDENCE)
6.) What is the average amount of hold in a drop ceiling tile that you counted during the hours of staring up during those long three day assemblies?
7.) How many daydreams did you have that terrorists would barge into the assembly and you were the only one who could stop them..."Yippie Kaiaye"?
8.) How long did it take you to dicern the incoherrent ramblings of the special speaker; an 80 year old annointed Bethelite with Down's Syndrome?
9.) How many hours did you spend dreaming up the perfect place to "do it" at the Kingdom Hall/Assembly Hall so no one would know contrasted with the hours spent dreaming up the perfect place to "do it" at the Kingdom Hall/ Assembly Hall so EVERYONE would know?
10.) Number of times you wished a hot member of the opposite sex would actually listen to comedians endless advice and answer their door naked?
So Yay or Nay, is this funny?
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District Assembly this weekend!
by Nosferatu inwell, actually, i should go and leave apostate literature on all the car windows.
all those wasted weekends.. you know, i never completely understood why they have to have 2 assemblies every year and then the big convention.
i always dreaded each one.
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OMG assemblies I wanted to kill myself during those. We actually had a duck pond right next to our assembly hall as well. I would consider going for one day, if only to get another one of those cool little hand held fans. I used to love the vendors selling frozen treats outside too, that was fun. Since they moved it from the Civic Center though that doesn't happen anymore. GRRRR! If I did go I wouldn't be as blatent as wearing a Silent Lambs shirt, I would love to wear a tie that was like a large gay pride flag, see how many people pick up on it. And funny expiriences at assemblies, I actually was sitting next to someone who was sick (oh the fun for me) so his mother goes and buys him a Cherry Del's lemonade. I looked over and my brain literally yelled "Bad move mom person" I thought everyone heard it because as he was drinking everyone turned to look at this kid. Well long story shortened significantly about 5 minutes later the kid yaks all over the sister sitting infront of him, because of the stadium seating he was above her and it absolutely covered her. It was gross. I had to move seats it was so nasty. Then came the brothers that cleaned it up....LOL how can someone want to be an elder so much that they'll clean up puke? Now that's devotion to a cause!
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Thank you guys things were a bit better today....
by Tuesday inthanks again for everyone's advice, last night i did the dishes and cleaned the bedroom went to the gym for like an hour (which no one actually did anything).
it was kinda nice last night because she didn't know i had set the vcr to tape her soap opera and she was thrilled that i did it for her.
this morning wasn't too bad either mainly because i set up all my clothes for the morning that way i could get dressed and get everything done before she'd even need to be in the bathroom.
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Thanks again for everyone's advice, last night I did the dishes and cleaned the bedroom went to the gym for like an hour (which no one actually did anything). It was kinda nice last night because she didn't know I had set the VCR to tape her soap opera and she was thrilled that I did it for her. This morning wasn't too bad either mainly because I set up all my clothes for the morning that way I could get dressed and get everything done before she'd even need to be in the bathroom. She started a bit when I tried to move past her to get some socks (why is it this is always a thing I forget about?) I just told her to chill out I was just getting socks and it was cool. I dropped her off this morning and she said thank you which was nice. A simple thank you can make someone feel a million times better which is cool, we still need to talk but I'm gonna try to put that in the weekend that way we have a full day. Thanks again you guys are very nice and the advice was very needed.
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Marriage Advice...
by Tuesday infor all the ones that are married out there.
i'm newly married, but i think there's a problem.
i'm just going to go over the morning and say that this is a typical day.
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asleif_dufansdottir- basically when I originally posted that I posted it exactly how everything was said. I put down our motions and what we did. This was like 10 mins from when it happened. As for me being mister wonderful, maybe I've been pasting myself as christ-like or something I didn't intend to. I'm just stating what I've done, what she's done. I probably am on her last nerve, she brings her work home with her and it stresses her out, she was injured at work and now that's a court case that's going on. I completely understand stress makes people irritable. I also know while my account is of this morning, it's pretty much the way it is every morning. Since we've moved into our new place which was in November, before that it was similar just intermingled with what a dump we lived in. I feel really stupid defending myself but I was just honestly asking for some advice from people who are married and have been for longer than myself. Maybe it is my fault for not crying about the miscarriage, it must be something I've done in not washing the dishes the second I was asked, or cleaning the bedroom every night. I believe it probably is my fault for not bringing it up sooner but honestly how do you bring something like this up? I guess I should just apologize for being uncaring and unsensative, oh yeah and asking other people advice. Yeah I'm a dick for trying to find out positive ways to change our marriage for the better before things get worse.
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Worst band names ever
by Nosferatu inthis morning on the radio, they had a little contest to see who could nail the worst band name on a list made by some ideot.
i tried to get through, but i was wrong anyway.
the #1 worst band name was the beatles?
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I don't mind some name ideas but when they start misspelling stuff for instance
Def Leppard
Limp Bizkit
I'm not a fan of the name Butthole Surfers, there's a band called F**K, there's Nashville Pussy, Deicide, Cannabal Corpse, Marilyn Manson's band was called the Spooky Kids which sounds dumb, From Autumn To Ashes, X, Dead Kennedy's. All in all it's not in a name because band's with really cool names might still be horrible. I didn't even touch on the bad names of the '80's like Men Without Hats, Tears for Fears, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, grrrrr....glad I only vaguely remember the '80's.
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Marriage Advice...
by Tuesday infor all the ones that are married out there.
i'm newly married, but i think there's a problem.
i'm just going to go over the morning and say that this is a typical day.
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Okie dokie I'm gonna try to work at this and maybe talk to her. Nosferatu seems to be reading our relationship like a book, everytime I try to talk about it I get the guilt trip about how she does everything and will bring up something about me, something I neglected to do, alot of times it's stuff I can't even help. As for the miscarriage being a monumental thing, I think that is true for her. I told her when it happened that I would never know completely how it feels to have lost a child, further explination about it is that she had a stomach ache for like two weeks, finally we went to the doctor and we found out she had a miscarriage. I was sad, but it was kinda like in one fell swoop, congratulations....er whoops sorry; I'm sorry for your loss. I'll certainly try to talk this out, I just have a bad feeling and I was hoping that I was overreacting or something. It doesn't seem like I was so I'll try to fix it, I'm just saying today that I don't know if I can. But here's for hoping right :)
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Marriage Advice...
by Tuesday infor all the ones that are married out there.
i'm newly married, but i think there's a problem.
i'm just going to go over the morning and say that this is a typical day.
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Thanks again for all the posts you guys are really great. To Satan's Little Helper, My wife has to work tonight, which is why I would go to the gym. Not that I don't enjoy spending time with her but when she's working at night then I'm not going to just sit home, that's dumb. Thanks again folks you guys have helped me out alot with some perspective. I think she just expects when she's at work I need to be home cleaning. Whatever, I make more money anyway.
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Marriage Advice...
by Tuesday infor all the ones that are married out there.
i'm newly married, but i think there's a problem.
i'm just going to go over the morning and say that this is a typical day.
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Thanks everyone for your posts, they've given me some perspective. Basically my wife about two days ago picked up the kitchen and living room. That was cool and all but literally it probably took around 15 minutes to half an hour. We just moved the bedroom around and it looks like a tornado hit it, it's going to take around an hour to two hours. Neither one of us wants to do the dishes, that's a chore we both hate. I like to cook and am very good at it so I usually end up doing that. She's in banking so she does the bills. I'm good in math too but I'm working on my 7th concussion so my memory is not that great, she said she'd handle bills so I took her up on it. As for the other stuff, my wife recently had a miscarriage. We both have semi-stressful jobs but it seems she takes her's home, I never really let things get to me. In fact in the past 10 years I can truthfully say I've yelled maybe 6 times (if you don't count promos I do). Every man treats his girlfriend like a queen when they first go out, and I did; I just think now that it's become expected. Bring her a drink, make dinner, do the dishes, rub her feet/back. I dunno maybe this will help you see her side so you can help me see that side? I just need help I don't want to end the marriage but I've been thinking of it lately. Then we have a lease for a year with our apartment...that should be fun! Well thanks again for your help I really appreciate it.
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Marriage Advice...
by Tuesday infor all the ones that are married out there.
i'm newly married, but i think there's a problem.
i'm just going to go over the morning and say that this is a typical day.
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For all the ones that are married out there. I'm newly married, but I think there's a problem. I'm just going to go over the morning and say that this is a typical day. The alarm goes off and after several hits to the snooze button we both get up. My wife says she's going to take a shower but then comes back saying she doesn't want to anymore, "I was going to wash my hair in the sink but there are dirty dishes in it" (from the dinner I cooked for us the night before). I start getting ready as does she, she goes into the bathroom and I finish getting ready. I go outside to start the car because it's cold and I can warm it up for us. I go in the bathroom and wait where my wife is putting on a necklace. She turns around and yells at me "Why are you staring at me?" "I'm not staring at you I'm waiting to brush my teeth." "Well I'm using the mirror you're just going to have to wait". I walk out of the room, put my lunch in my bag and then set the VCR to tape her soap opera. She comes out of the bathroom, "If you have to stare so much how does the necklace look." "It's big." "Well then what would you like me to wear then?" "I think a longer necklace with some sort of medallion would look great with that outfit." "I don't have any of those! I'd look in the bedroom but it's a mess. I've been telling you to clean it for two days now are you going to clean it tonight" (tonight is my night to workout at the gym, but once again she tells me I need to do something else so I'll miss it) "Fine, I'll stay home tonight and finish it." She walks off to the bedroom, I quickly brush my teeth. I go into the living room to put on my coat, "How about now, do I look good enough for you now?" She asks with wearing the a gold necklace with a pearl on the end of it that I bought her for christmas. "Yeah I think that does look nice." "I don't like these kind of necklaces, they're too thin. I like wearing thick necklaces because I feel I'm going to break them. But that doesn't work for you." "Wear what you want, I don't give a shit." I grab my bag which is near the enterance to the living room, she turns towards me and I step back so she can get into the living room, she turns towards me again, "Of course I'm going this way so you have to be in my way as usual." I step back again and stand in front of the front door. She puts on her coat and starts walking towards me, I open the door and she walks past me without saying a word. "Do you want me to drive?" No answer, I get in the car and unlock the door. She gets in and we drive to work.
That's just the way it is around my house, last night was pretty much the same way. I rubbed her back for two hours as she told me that I wasn't doing it the way she liked it. I told her what I wanted to make for dinner she said she wouldn't eat it so I made her something seperate. Then she wanted to have sex, I wanted to stay up a bit more and wasn't in the mood. I've worked 8-8 shifts all this week so that we could pay our rent with one of my checks, I'm very tired. I don't know what to do about it so I ask, what would you do in a situation like this? Would you just get out of the way and agree like I do? Would you yell and scream producing more yelling and screaming? I think my marriage is broke and I don't know how to fix it, we've been married all of 8 months. Can you help me?