by Nosferatu 17 Replies latest jw friends
I'm not going. Well, actually, I should go and leave apostate literature on all the car windows. All those wasted weekends.
You know, I never completely understood why they have to have 2 assemblies every year and then the big convention. I always dreaded each one. That was one thing that drove me buggy about it all. I could understand the one big convention every year, but the assemblies? Just another sleep-a-thon.
Awwwwww man I would go but I dont want to carry my bigass cooler , I dont want to take notes, I dont want to even listen, just think of all the fine association I would not get since I am an apostate. I don't want to hear what they have to say at all....or sing for that matter....I might .
It would be kind of fun to go and wear Silent Lambs shirts, and as many of us as possible all sit in the forbidden, roped off, best seats in the house they never allowed us to sit it.part of the building....and sit there anyway.
Some have even had ideas of wearing rainbow afro wigs, and clown suits.
For the immature..........not me of course.......,,,,,,,could cough every time they said something really wrong..........which would be often.....and say.......* coughbullsh*t cough*. OR throw grapes at the back of the heads of the ones working the sound. Maybe someone could hit the keynote speaker right in his piehole as he speaks.
Hummmmmmm, this could be very interesting........hehe.
They were soooo boring. I would rather pick maggots out of rotten meat, thank you very much.
One time I was using the urinal, and this kid (maybe 13) comes to the urinal next to me, groaning and sighing; then he says "it's better than sex". Pretty awful thing for a witness kid to say, LOL!
I dunno why I remember such stupid things.
Our place to meet was the Devils Lake Corral. It was a western dance club that went belly up; the witnesses revamped it into the devils lake meeting place, LOL!
I always hated those special 2 or 1 day conventions, or whatever they're called. They sucked.
Circuit Assemly; that's what they're called.
It's so nice to forget that bullshit, LOL!
Circuit Assemly; that's what they're called.
Really? I always got confused between Circuit and District. Never could remember the difference. Anyway, this isn't the convention, it's the assembly. It's held in a mutating kingdom hall. It transforms from 3 kingdom halls into 1 assembly hall via moving walls.
That place was kinda weird, there's an optical illusion that makes it look like the floor goes uphill the closer you get to the stage. Never seen the baptism pool though. It's built into the floor in front of the stage via removing a trap door thing.
Yeah, nos,
We had the same dammed thing; kinda like a hot-tub thingy. It was stoopid.
They had these "biblical" pictures everywhere on the walls, LOL! There wasn't a store in 20km's, or so it seemed, and it stunk in there.
Good thing that I have an anxiety disorder and can't handle crowds. It got me out of lots of those stoopid things.
8 hours of "christian fellowship", LOL!
I still have to attend those. Just can't avoid them yet, for my parent's and husband's sake.
Such a boring experience! I tell you, this slow fading stuff is the pits!
DY
Ours is near a duck pond. It was so tempting to skip the sessions and go feed the ducks with some crusty sandwich bread that was dropped between the seats.
Hey, remember when people would bring their kids to the assemblies even though they were sick? You'd be walking along and almost step in a puddle of kid puke (Jeremiah 25:27).
Nosferatu,some1 ought 2 do a book of convection xperiences!
If we were to collect all our experiences and put them in a book, it would still be a pretty short book. I can't remember anything incredibly interesting from the conventions & assemblies.
