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  The public are panic buying fuel in UK

  by ballistic in

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  after a threat by protestors to blockade fuel distribution depots, people are panic buying fuel, causing some stations to run out and close, even though there is no underlying shortage.

  this is like a self-fullfilling prophecy in which the more it gets reported on the news, the more people go out and panic buy.. *** have i just contributed to the chaos by posting this, hmmmm ***

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  Buy a Toyota Prius Hybryd. The MPG with ours is in the high 50's & low 60's. And we are not driving around slowly. At the moment there is plenty of fuel in our area of Wales.
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  DRAMA SUMMARY: 2005 District Convention - Pursue Goals That Honor God

  by ithinkisee in

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  i forgot how ridiculously fictional and manipulative this drama was until i just typed up these notes:.

  scene:.

  jonathan enters, and everything is better.

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  I fell asleep so I missed most of it.
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  Movies that were supposed to suck but you thought were good...

  by FMZ in

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  thanks for the idea dan :p. gia with angelina jolie.

  an amazingly well acted movie.

  loved it, everyone else seemed to hate it though..

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  Streets Of Fire

  Great Film
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  SO WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE MEETING THIS MORNING???

  by Mary in

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  what excuse could anyone possibly have as to why they're not attending the 2 hours + of boring bullshit partaking of spiritual food this morning??

  as for me, i have a perfectly valid excuse: i'm doing laundry and baking banana bread this morning.

  what are you doing sunday morning instead of being told you're not doing enough in god's service?

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  Because I had a thirteen and a half hour day at work. Which included kid throwing rocks at my bus. I did not get home until midnight.After a drink and somthing to eat I did not get to bed until the early hours. Next morning I was not all there. My wife went to the meeting though.There was hardly any one there. And we live in a hol;iday resort.
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  Easter Bunny

  by Prefect in

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  i apologise if this has been posted before.

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  I apologise if this has been posted before.
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  Are you a Dog person, or a Cat person?

  by jeanniebeanz in

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  I hope this works.
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  Are you a Dog person, or a Cat person?

  by jeanniebeanz in

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  Oh dear. Something has gone wrong. I will try again.
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  Are you a Dog person, or a Cat person?

  by jeanniebeanz in

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  I am a cat person.

  A friend sent me this cartoon the other day. I think its great.
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  Inner Peace

  by Prefect in

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  inner peace .

  i am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me and .

  we all could use more calm in our lives.

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  INNER PEACE
  I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me and
  we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
  heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil
  proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
  started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
  finished, so, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle
  of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of
  Kahlua, the remaining Budweisers in the fridge, a package of Oreos,
  the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of
  the cheesecake, some saltines, a box of chocolates and the half
  filled bag of Ruffles. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
  Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
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  Alcohol Troubleshooting

  by Prefect in

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  this chart maybe of some help this holiday.. .

  symptom.

  fault.

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  This chart maybe of some help this holiday.

  SYMPTOM	FAULT	ACTION
  Feet cold and wet.	Glass being held at incorrect angle.	Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
  Feet warm and wet.	Improper bladder control.	Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
  Drink unusually pale and tasteless.	Glass empty.	Get someone to buy you another drink.
  Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.	You have fallen over backward.	Have yourself leashed to bar.
  Mouth contains cigarette butts.	You have fallen forward.	See above.
  Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.	Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.	Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
  Floor blurred.	You are looking through bottom of empty glass.	Get someone to buy you another drink.
  Floor moving.	You are being carried out.	Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
  Room seems unusually dark.	Bar has closed.	Confirm home address with bartender.
  Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.	Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.	Cover mouth.
  Everyone looks up to you and smiles.	You are dancing on the table.	Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
  Drink is crystal-clear.	It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.	Punch him.
  Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.	You have been in a fight.	Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
  Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.	You've wandered into the wrong party.	See if they have free alcohol.
  Your singing sounds distorted.	The drink is too weak.	Have more alcohol until your voice improves.
  Don't remember the words to the song.	Drink is just right.	Play air guitar