I have been given a cd with George Benson singing Kingdom Songs. There is a woman singing a duet with him on a few tracks but I do not know who she is. There is about 10 tracks on the cd.
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Is the Celine Dion recording of a Kingdom Melody old news?
by Candlestick02 ini just got an e-mail from a relative of mine with a link to a recording of song number 54 w/ celine dion and george benson?
i've not been checking the discussion forum for a while, so i don't know if this is old news?
please advise.
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Aaargh !!! Some judges should be shot !!
by Simon ina judge has just overturned the paltry compensation that a yob had been ordered to pay to the seven year old child that he paralysed while speeding in a car without insurance or a license.
he was only paying 3 a week and claimed "he couldn't afford it" !!!
(yeah, right .
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YES. Shoot both the bastards him and the judge. They will not be missed. This country is getting ridicules. Criminals are getting away with murder in the name of YOU are infringing my human rights.
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No Annual World Report?
by TheOldHippie in.
opened the january 1st wt yesterday, and - oops!
no annual world report, just the same type of study articles that are usually featured in the january 1st issues, but no mentioning of countries or figures.. are the figues saved for the yearbooks only?
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SORRY. Not when is but when it will be arriving.
To much wine.
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No Annual World Report?
by TheOldHippie in.
opened the january 1st wt yesterday, and - oops!
no annual world report, just the same type of study articles that are usually featured in the january 1st issues, but no mentioning of countries or figures.. are the figues saved for the yearbooks only?
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Last weekend a brother from bethel came and there was a special weekend. Field service + talks and tea and cake after the meeting. Feb 1 WT was shown and quotes from the report was given. I do not know when is will be arriving.
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No Annual World Report?
by TheOldHippie in.
opened the january 1st wt yesterday, and - oops!
no annual world report, just the same type of study articles that are usually featured in the january 1st issues, but no mentioning of countries or figures.. are the figues saved for the yearbooks only?
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The report will be in the Febuary 1st WT
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There is NO annual service report in the Janaury 1st WT
by truthseeker inwell, i have confirmed rumors that have gone around about there being no annual service report for the january 1st, 2005 issue.. .
it seems, for reasons unknown, that the watchtower has ended another decades long tradition.
in the second study article for the january 1st, 2005 watchtower, entitled, "trained to give a thorough witness," paragraph 24 reads: .
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The report is in the Febuary 1st WT
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I Would Be So Chuffed To Own One Of These..
by Englishman inwhy is it that men are so fascinated by steam locomotion?.
i've always been totally intrigued by steam power.
i've visited lot's of the country's steam lines.
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Anorak clad wielding zealots lovers of steam?
You ought to have see the smile on your face as you travelred behind the miniture steam railway in
Betws y Coed. It was wider than your young sons.
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Beer Scooter
by Prefect inhow many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night .
drinking and thought 'how on earth did i get home?
' as hard as you .
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How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night
drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you
try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to
your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter.The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to
the drunk by Bacchus the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a
large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the
following fashion:-The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring
gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many
sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter.The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom
via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large
portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This
answers the second question after a night out, 'How did I spend so
much money?'Unfortunately, Beer Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought
to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking
Injuries), such as skinned knees and a sore spot on the top of your head.An undocumented feature of the Beer Scooter is the destruction of time
segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals
dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for.This answers a third question after a night out 'What the hell happened?'
With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of
Embarrassing Moments In Time) add-on, that automatically removes, in
descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately
one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's and quite
often lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time.
Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the
Scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending passengers to
the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.For the family man, Beer Scooters come equipped with flowers picked
from other people's garden and Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending).
These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you
tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake up your other half.
Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in
the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System)
explains the bruised shins.The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some Scooters is the
TA (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can
apparently get through 260 Marlboro Lights in a single night.P.S. Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably
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Weapons of Math Instruction
by Prefect inat new york's kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
at a morning press conference, attorney general john ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement.
he is being charged by the fbi with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."