I'm sending him a picture of myself naked. Full up.
Gotta work out that heart and make it stonger!
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Bethel accepting Gifts for Ted Jaracz {Gov. body} after stroke! What will you send him?
by Witness 007 inbethel has asked for us to stop calling and send flowers and gifts to the bethel address, so............i'm sending ted a bucket of kfc chicken, 6 big mac's,......47 crispy creme dougnuts.......144,000 oreo cookies!
2 litres of pepsi and 100 coupons for free coffee at starbucks......get well soon mate from witness 007!
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One of the Governing Body had a stroke yesterday
by AndersonsInfo inon may 19th, theodore jaracz had a stroke.
he's in very serious condition in the hospital.. that's all the information i have for now.. barb.
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Like many other stroke victims, I hope this one leaves him only with the ability to say one or two words. "Jehooovah" would be a good one.
Plus, if he cannot speak coherently, he will have no power in the GB.
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3 JC Elders in a car crash.
by african GB Member insuppose they get involved in a car accident shortly after handing down a df judgement in a jc.
they don't die, but surprisingly they all loose their memory.
all jc records that they had on them are destroyed during the accident.. what happens to the poor fellow who is supposed to be announced "no longer one of jehovah's witnesses"?.
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Dammit, I though this was gonna be a joke.
Three JC Elders are in a car crash and go to heaven. One was a window washer, one was a carpet cleaner, and one was living with his JW aunt. Jehovah asks the Window Washer....
...sorry, I don't know where this joke could go from here :(
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Letter from Spanish Branch regarding Governing Body's decision
by Lost-In-Translation inthe spanish branch office sent a letter to all congregations in spain explaining the governing body's decision to stop all printing, storing and shipping of literature in spain.
the spanish government recently ruled that all bethalites are entitled to a pension after having worked at bethel for many years.
the ruling of the government sent the governing body scrambling.
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The Spanish Government recently ruled that all Bethalites are entitled to a pension after having worked at Bethel for many years. The ruling of the Government sent the Governing Body scrambling. The Governing Body basically decided to just stop all operations in Spain, dismiss almost all Bethalites, and send all printing equipment out of the country.
...and THAT is Jehovah's loving Organization. Too materialistic to show their appreciation for their workers.
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Songs with lyrics that shocked you
by John Doe inwhen you first heard them.
i must admit it's a rare occurence for song lyrics to shock me; however, it does happen.
one that i can think of offhand is that buck cherry song "crazy bitch.
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A song called "Hittin' The Girlschool" by Maestro Fresh-Wes. It's about him sneaking into a girlschool and having sex with a bunch of the students. I'd post the lyrics, but they'd probably be removed.
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Do you still buy album CDs anymore?
by Leolaia inor do you mainly download?
i have been revamping my '80s music collection this week and resorted to downloading a bunch of music from amazon to upgrade to higher quality mp3s.
i have a ton of cds that i have ripped my music from as well, but i had to fill those holes with stuff i could only get from online stores.
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I still buy CDs, however I mostly buy them used. The problem I keep running into is my musical tastes are always exploring music that can only be "imported". I absolutely refuse to pay $30 per CD. The artists that I cannot buy locally get downloaded.
I also still buy other formats, mainly LPs and 8-tracks. I rarely buy cassettes anymore unless it's something rare.
As for MP3s, I usually encode my own. 224kbps is my happy medium for bitrate. Its' not the space-consuming 320, but it's not the watered-down sound of 128. For downloading artists that are hard to find, I'll take what I can get.
Some recent albums I've bought:
Honeymoon Suite - Clifton Hill (brand new)
Romantics - What I like About You
Green Day - Shenanigans
That Dog - Totally Crushed Out
Frente! - Labour of Love
Some that I recently downloaded:
Shampoo - Absolute Shampoo
Hollies - Confessions of the Mind
McAuley Schenker Group - Perfect Timing
Altaria - Divine Invitation
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If Jehovah could tell Noah he Would Use Water To Destroy People, Why can't He tell Us what Will be Used At Armageddon?
by african GB Member inany ideas?.
gb.
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Because Jehovah's a jerk.
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Or course JWs are courteous. They're trying to save our lives. They're using a really STUPID method to do it, but they are trying to save us.
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Humourous and Inspirational Church Sign Messages
by Heaven inour little evangelical church has a sign out front and often times has funny or inspirational messages.
i really like the current one which is:.
by his wounds .
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The Son shines on... some damn thing I can't remember.
So much for my contribution to this thread.
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Armageddon came invisibly and guess what happened to JWN
by rebel8 inwelcome back, cognac and gregor.
i'm afraid you're a little too late.
armageddon has come, invisibly of course.. the society has made a few changes to the leadership structure.
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I wanted a pet zombie, but that stupid Jehovah resurrected him :(