Bethel has asked for us to stop calling and send flowers and gifts to the Bethel address, so............I'm sending Ted a bucket of KFC Chicken, 6 Big Mac's,......47 Crispy Creme Dougnuts.......144,000 Oreo Cookies! 2 Litres of Pepsi and 100 coupons for free Coffee at Starbucks......Get well soon Mate From Witness 007! ...your biggest fan.
Bethel accepting Gifts for Ted Jaracz {Gov. body} after stroke! What will you send him?
by Witness 007 22 Replies latest jw friends
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purplesofa
Aussie on a Stick,
Come on, is this necessary?
purps
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crazyblondeb
I"m sending a village of smurf dolls! Some that talk!!
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minimus
Purps, I agree with you BUT that was funny.
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Witness 007
Sorry Purps this is therapy for me and I feel better....100 Aussie on a sticks covered in Barbaque sauce!
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frozen one
I'd send a priest to give him absolution.
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Witness 007
Something to read while getting better from an "old Friend"..........CRISIS OF CONSCIENCE and IN SEARCH OF CHRISTIAN FREEDOM. your in there TED!
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Witness 007
"First day of Christmas.." = Song "Seven frying chickens,six roasts a stewing, five golden Wings....four cooking birds three french breads, two turtle soups and a Partridge with a Pear tree."
Merry Christmas Ted in case you miss it!
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diamondiiz
Send him child abuse court documents so he can have a peacful read of his great accomplishment as an GB member.
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daniel-p
Well, I'm SURE he's expecting to be transfered to his "heavenly body" in the "blink of an eye," so why don't we send him stuff for his new life in heaven?