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  ...Radical New Canadian Sewer System!!...

  by OUTLAW in

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  i`m looking for a new home in the canadian mountains..so i`m out checking houses..one house in particular caught my attention.............it`s an older home,with a river in the back..about 600 ft down....a frigg`n cliff!!..lol!

  !....it has an interesting sewer system..you flush a toilet and the waste go`s down into a pipe..the pipe run`s along the bottom of the house,to the back of the house..the pipe ends at the back of the house and hangs..open..600ft above the river bank..the "poop" just shoots out the back of the house and falls 600 ft to it`s death!!..lol!

  !................on the way down you can hear the "poop" scream!.........i think the theory is behind this sewer system is:to scare the shit out of the poop,before it hits the rocks 600 ft below....

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  Youtube video of flying poop, please.
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  Did Adam & Eve have bellybuttons?

  by Colton in

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  discuss..

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  Nosferatu

  Do men have less ribs than women?
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  Would you clone your child?

  by sammielee24 in

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  this is only part of the story..too long to copy..but it raises the question of cloning.

  human to human cloning has been done but how do we feel about animal to human cloning?

  are centaurs really a fairy tale or a possibility?

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  I'd like to clone myself. I'm so damn good looking, and there should be more of me :)
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  Bluray DVD take over! Have you seen one? It killed VHS and HD movies! Is DVD next?

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. experiences

  here in australia vhs tapes are dead!

  my blockbuster video threw out all there tapes and started promoting bluray movies...in feb 2008 hd players and movies ceased production making bluray the new standard for the future!

  i just got one and its awesome in picture and sound.

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  Blu-Ray is a Sony product. I hate Sony products and will do my best to avoid buying Sony anything. 3 1/2" floppies were garbage too (good riddance).
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  I've been thinking about starting smoking. Should I ....

  by Quirky1 in

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  start with the patch or the gum?

  ?.

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  Nosferatu

  Don't bother with wearing that sticky patch. You might want to give cigarettes a try.
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  How many anointed can there be?

  by Lost-In-Translation in

  1. watchtower
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  i've been getting reports from paround the country that there have been multiple people, mostly young like in their 30s or 40s, who partook of the memorial emblems.

  one person said that she saw 5 people in her congregation alone.

  in my congregation 2 people partook - both of them in their 40s.

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  You know what could fix it? Another heavenly cleansing. Some more angels turned bad in 2004 and Jesus has been tossing the angels down from heaven, which is why things are getting EVEN WORSE here on Earth! So, we need some new heaven-bound people to replace those tossed out (Acts 7:12)
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  Pre-Armageddon vs Post-Armageddon

  by Nosferatu in

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  what really is the difference between before armageddon and after armageddon?

  before armageddon:.

  - devoting our lives to doing jehovah's work (spread the good news).

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  What really is the difference between before Armageddon and after Armageddon? I don't see any.

  Before Armageddon:

  - Devoting our lives to doing Jehovah's work (spread the good news)

  - No pre-marital sex

  - Elders run the show

  - The bad will be destroyed at Armageddon

  - Be on your best behavior or you won't make it to the new system

  Post Armageddon:

  - Devoting our lives to serving Jehovah (clean up bodies, make world paradise, teach resurrected ones the good news)

  - No pre-marital sex

  - Elders run the show

  - The bad will be destroyed after 1000 years

  - Be on your best behavior or you won't permanently make it to the new system

  To me, it sounds like post-armageddon is going to be just as bad, if not worse than pre-armageddon.
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  funniest things to do in the new world

  by siy in

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  what were some of the funniest things you heard a witness say he or she would like to do in the new word?.

  the wife of the brother i studyed with said " in the new world im going to get a porpoise to teach me to swim.

  of course i think a porpoise will have better things to do (like avoiding great whites) a than teach non swimmers to swim.. another sister some 20 years ago thought it best if she & her 2 small girls should have horse riding lessons to.

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  I was told that I wanted to pet a lion. So I guess that's what I wanted to do
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  What Type Of TOILET System Will Be Used In "THE NEW SYSTEM"?

  by african GB Member in

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  will it be sewerage system?.

  or will it be back to ancient "style" of digging the ground and relieving oneself?

  at the back of the "villages"?.

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  We won't need toilets in the New System of Thangs. Poop will be perfect and edible, so we can just eat it.
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  New Member

  by nevergonnab1 in

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  hello,.

  i'm a new.

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  Nosferatu

  I think they're trying to start one of those "continue the story" threads. I'll go first :)

  Hello, I'm a new

  ...visitor to this place you call earth. I have orders from my commander Zython to....