i saw a fight break out on the platform between an elder and a unbelieving husband who accused the elder of f---ing his wife.
he then threw the lectern on the floor and pushed the elder.
it was cool.......
Another one...........
When we studied the family book and the term Spanking was brought up, over here in sunny ol' England Spanking is a term for sexual slaps of bondage of some sort. Naturally the 25 year old brother having to do the reading of the paragraphs almost keeled over in hysterics !
hello, all.. it's been a lonnnnnng time since i've been to the forum.
i've missed all (okay...most) of you.. anyway.... i was watching the american television show 'blind date' last night and this woman got matched up with some religious, born-again nut!
when they meet each other, he starts handing her religious material, a book, a tract, and.........the greatest man who ever lived book!!!.
Oooops no offence meant mouthy, but from my school days and a teacher I had that was one he always taught us and made a point of telling us how much us a JW;s were hated by them.
OCW your a darlin'
Sorry I aint been in touch, life is manic at the moment. Hope you are well though !
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i need some reassurance here !.
i spoke to my aunt the other day who has been out of the borg for about 20 years now.
she told me that she is really worried about world events and feels that this is it now, the un is going to crumble and then armageddon is going to come.
cheers Huffy, thought we had lost it there
hello, all.. it's been a lonnnnnng time since i've been to the forum.
i've missed all (okay...most) of you.. anyway.... i was watching the american television show 'blind date' last night and this woman got matched up with some religious, born-again nut!
when they meet each other, he starts handing her religious material, a book, a tract, and.........the greatest man who ever lived book!!!.
Born agains HATE JW's, the only literature I think they would have would be apostate.
i assume a high percentage of those that post & read posts here are either still witnesses, disfellowshipped, disassociated, or just drifted away from the organization.
i'm sure many of us remember well the beliefs of the wts about the scenario leading up to armageddon & i wonder how many of us still think about that kind of thing.
i recall the idea that there would be a declaration of peace & security & every time i hear a political leader or un leader use terms like that my ears perk up.
I posted a topic very similar to this as it concerned me aswell, one other thing that would have to happen I believe is that religion would have to be banned. Also I think something happens with the kings or north and king of south, i.e another world power comes up.....not sure on that one though.
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every day i receive 2 or 3 windows automatic updates.
that has been going on since 1 month atleast.. i have windows xp pro who else has 2 updates a day with windows xp??
mmmm, we have XP pro and it dont do that. I have asked it to just do and update and let me know if there is software, so far in the last month have not had any. Think there is a bug, you need to go to the help centre and you can e mail someone from there to help you.
i saw a fight break out on the platform between an elder and a unbelieving husband who accused the elder of f---ing his wife.
he then threw the lectern on the floor and pushed the elder.
it was cool.......
A number of things, my hall was in a rough area.
An intoxicated unbelieving husband who was absolutely enourmous, took about 4 bros to lock him down in the basement.
Someone walking in on the middle of the public talk asking where two sisters were - also pissed.
In the middle of a song that people didnt know a bible study shouted, can everyone sing up please.
My Sister getting told off for pretending to shoot a kid in the hall by its parents
Powercut in a hall with no windows or emergency lighting at night
People singing the wrong song - I've done that one too !
Someone taking pics of a friend doing a school assignment and putting them completely off it
If I think of any more I will come back.
i need some reassurance here !.
i spoke to my aunt the other day who has been out of the borg for about 20 years now.
she told me that she is really worried about world events and feels that this is it now, the un is going to crumble and then armageddon is going to come.
Ok well at first my fears were quashed but then what happened ?
Sorry but I have kinda lost the plot here, do you guys actually believe this JW stuff or what ?
Thanks for the cool comments from some of you, but what is the general concensus here ?
ok so who has got stories about funny people in your cong,.
we had one guy who used to recite really long prayers, you would see people shifting from foot to foot as he recited extracts from the lords prayer in with his, he used to knock on doors and when they didnt answer shout through the letter box saying "i know your home" if they did actually come he would keep them talking for ages even after they said they werent interested.
he even wrote to tony blair and told him how he would die at armageddon, the society recieved a letter of complaint and he got banned from pioneering.
Would you like what you had just done the dirty deed with to be sold at McD's for lunch !
Thats is such a funny story mate !
