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  USA landscape?

  by regdwight in

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  i've heard the grand canyon got started by a scotsman that dropped a penny in a ditch.

  is that true?

  i've heard that's for real !

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  Weight problems.

  by regdwight in

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  as a kid i goes into my parents bedroom & there's my ma sat upright on top of my dad who's flat on the bed on his back, both wi' no clothes on & mum's going up & down.

  explanation was that dad's getting a wee bit heavy, & mum's doin' exercises to try an' deflate him.

  i thought "ma's wasting her time" so next time they're off to bed i tell her why & i say " mum " i said " there's no point you tryin' to make dad go flat coz when you're out shopping my auntie comes around an' just blows him back up again !!

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