As a kid I goes into my parents bedroom & there's my Ma sat upright on top of my Dad who's flat on the bed on his back, both wi' no clothes on & Mum's going up & down. Explanation was that Dad's getting a wee bit heavy, & Mum's doin' exercises to try an' deflate him. I thought "Ma's wasting her time" so next time they're off to bed I tell her why & I say " Mum " I said " there's no point you tryin' to make Dad go flat coz when you're out shopping my Auntie comes around an' just blows him back up again !! "
Off t' see if I can blow myself up.....
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