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  Archived Talks, Ministry School, Etc...

  by Valis in

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  i'm hosting some recorded talks and so forth for kent and i thought you guys might like to hear them.

  i'm sure many of you have already listened to them, but for many new people here, they might be informative, if not amusing to say the least.

  all are in mp3 format.

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  Easter Is Cancelled!!!

  by Valis in

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  oops...sorry for posting twice.

  here's the thread.... http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=25012&site=3

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  Overbeer becomes Godfather....

  by Valis in

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  well, you can all kiss my ring now that i have become don valis...form one line to the left please.....just got back from meeting my lovely godchild mina katherine abston in arlington va/baltimore md..oh and i even got to read from the lectern...twice...i'm sure the holy water was boiling and sacrament soured just as soon as i walked in the door at saint michael and all angels episcopalian.

  take a good look, because i sincerly doubt any of you will ever see me in dress up any time soon.. .

  sincerely, .

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  New Smurf Game...For Smurfette!

  by Valis in

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  the first part of this game will be smurf lotto, to see who gets to go to the next round.

  the second phase which will be smurf q & a. all smurf questions must be correctly answered via email to advance.

  the last and final round will be name that smurf!

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  JWs and Self Immolation

  by Valis in

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  i've been thinking about all the recent incidents involving those in the wt and those who no longer associate with it...it seems to me that the bryants were subject to another form of self destructive behavior that the flock brings upon itself.

  not accepting blood, shunning, no transplants, living/worshipping among pedophiles, isolating the young from education, disrespecting women and thinking less of them in the congo, etc...are all forms of abberant/self destructive ways of life.

  ways of life that are not singular in thier effect, but have multiplicitous repercussions.

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  Jewish Canadians VS Illuminati Theorist

  by Valis in

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  just something from the "news of the wierd" corner...... http://www.canada.com/vancouver/news/story.asp?id={cb5d02f3-aecd-4266-8b78-e115bb5f95f4}.

  sorry for the long link.

  your other option is to go to the following link:.

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  My Big Bend Pics

  by Valis in

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  i finally got my big bend pics up.

  when you have a free moment check them out.. http://www.sassquatch.com/bb.

  sincerely, .

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  New Smurf Drawing

  by Valis in

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  ok...i have new smurfs that are looking for good apostate homes.

  the first smurf to go will be anonymous smurf, as i can't tell which one he is.

  i'll keep the rules nice and simple:.

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  How Much Head on A Proper Pint?

  by Valis in

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  5% head and 95% beer is now the established legal amount of head on a beer in britain.

  head or no head?

  what do all of our brit apostates think?

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  The Door

  by Valis in

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  i thought you all might be in the mood for some good religious satire.

  check it out when you had a free moment.

  i came across them while i was listening to glenn mitchell on npr today.

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