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  WHAT Kingdom Hall did Ya'll go to?

  by thewiz in

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  i was looking at another thread.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=24809&site=3.

  and was wondering,if i'm not being too forward, what kh did everyone here go to.. i used to go to the cranston kh in ri, usa .

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  Valis

  Hmmm....I think I knew some nasty little girl from Keller/N. Richland Hills named Ashleigh....heheh

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Hookers creed

  by SixofNine in

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  love like you don't need the money, dance like everybody is watching, and work like you've never been hurt.

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  Valis

  Six...nice to see that new career choice is working out for you...now where's my money biyatch!!!!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Dallas, Fort Worth Area anyone?

  by LyinEyes in

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  my husband and i are going to the dallas , fort worth area in the next few weeks for work and i was wondering if anyone knows of any apostate meetings or groups in that area?

  i heard in the bigger cities there are some organized discussion groups, let me know, thanks!

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  Valis

  Lyin..drop me a line when you guys are in town. Email for phone #. I might even make you dinner.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Hello From Texas Aposto-Craw-Fest

  by COMF in

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  a note from the group, to tell you we had a great meal and a great visit for three hours until the restaurant people came and asked us if we would give up the table for another group.

  so we adjourned to my place and have been talking and laughing ever since.

  just called for pizza and decided to let you all know what you're missing!

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  Valis

  That's not what I heard Mega...."Oh yes he ate the tail AND sucked the head..." From a reliable gossip monger I assure you. See what happend when I go out of town? The flock strays....

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  WHAT Kingdom Hall did Ya'll go to?

  by thewiz in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was looking at another thread.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=24809&site=3.

  and was wondering,if i'm not being too forward, what kh did everyone here go to.. i used to go to the cranston kh in ri, usa .

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  Valis

  Beverly Hills congo, Dallas Tx
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  Overbeer becomes Godfather....

  by Valis in

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  well, you can all kiss my ring now that i have become don valis...form one line to the left please.....just got back from meeting my lovely godchild mina katherine abston in arlington va/baltimore md..oh and i even got to read from the lectern...twice...i'm sure the holy water was boiling and sacrament soured just as soon as i walked in the door at saint michael and all angels episcopalian.

  take a good look, because i sincerly doubt any of you will ever see me in dress up any time soon.. .

  sincerely, .

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  Valis

  Now now SS..let us not get a head..as it were...of the faithless and indiscreet slave......all in due time.

  Thanks Dutchie....come to Texas and I'll let you touch it....

  Imb....thanks, no I didn't have to convert...funny thing, I told them I had been baptised and that was it, and as I have been baptised even by the JWs, it was good enough for the Episcopal ones.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Hello From Texas Aposto-Craw-Fest

  by COMF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a note from the group, to tell you we had a great meal and a great visit for three hours until the restaurant people came and asked us if we would give up the table for another group.

  so we adjourned to my place and have been talking and laughing ever since.

  just called for pizza and decided to let you all know what you're missing!

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  Valis

  Ha! I don't think you guys had an ApostaCrawfest....I think you were all studying your watchtowers for Sunday! Besides, that's what you get for not having it while I was in town...jehovah broke the Internet so your pics would not display...."an lo sayeth the lord..thou shall not get drunk and have a good time without the Overbeer"...Sass 1:1 I'll be cooking up some bugs later this month when I get things settled down and my semester back in full swing. Glad you guys had a good time and hope you will come to my next...
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  Overbeer becomes Godfather....

  by Valis in

  1. jw
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  well, you can all kiss my ring now that i have become don valis...form one line to the left please.....just got back from meeting my lovely godchild mina katherine abston in arlington va/baltimore md..oh and i even got to read from the lectern...twice...i'm sure the holy water was boiling and sacrament soured just as soon as i walked in the door at saint michael and all angels episcopalian.

  take a good look, because i sincerly doubt any of you will ever see me in dress up any time soon.. .

  sincerely, .

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  Valis

  Well, you can all kiss my ring now that I have become Don Valis...form one line to the left please.....Just got back from meeting my lovely godchild Mina Katherine Abston in Arlington VA/Baltimore MD..oh and I even got to read from the lectern...twice...I'm sure the holy water was boiling and sacrament soured just as soon as I walked in the door at Saint Michael and All Angels Episcopalian. Take a good look, because I sincerly doubt any of you will ever see me in dress up any time soon.

  

  

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  "ARMAGEDDON COULD HAPPEN"

  by You Know in

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  even as apostate dubs plan their next apostofest, world leaders speak of the very real possibility of an event so dreaded that they are evoking the image of the biblical armageddon.

  in the wake of the anglo-american policy revision of recklessly targeting various nations with the threat of a first-strike nuclear attack, it appears that iraq has been singled out as the first on the hit list.

  in response to the increasing drum beat of war against the poster boy of evil, "sodom" hussian, the jordanian king has warned that an attack upon iraq may unleash uncontrollable destructive forces.

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  Valis

  If the end of the world comes, it won't be because of wack jobs prophesied it...we're very capable of destroying ourselves without any help from *unearthly* forces or prophecies...

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Complaints

  by Guyferna in

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  please only respond to this message if you read everything on here first.

  thank you.. why do people spend most of their time here complaining?.

  some say: the organization is too strict!.

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  Valis

  So troll boy...your idea of

  Jehovah's witnessess is the only religion that is preaching the good news worldwide. They don't preach about negative things, just a hope about the future.

  goes something like this..taken directly from thier site...not only is it crazy, as in outlandish and fantasy, but they also go on to prove themselves as liars....

  Some, at least, of the generation that saw the "beginning of pangs of distress" in 1914 will live to see Paradise restored on earth. (Matthew 24:3-8, 34) However, it is a sad fact that most people today are on the broad road that leads to destruction. (Matthew 7:13, 14) There is little time left for them to change. How thankful you can be that Jehovah has provided warning in time!

  Meaning most will die, because of thier worldly ways, unless of course you do what they tell you to and call it divine guidance...but this is the really funny part...

  As you associate with Jehovah's organization, you will find the atmosphere very different from that of temples and churches. There is no soliciting of money, no backbiting or quarreling, and no discrimination because of family background or financial standing. The most outstanding quality among Jehovah's Witnesses is love.

  Different indeed! This entire line of drivell can be found here...

  http://www.watchtower.org/library/lmn/article_11.htm

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer