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  YAWEHLAND - Imagine a country where Jehovah's Witnesses are the majority

  by EdenOne in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in 2018, cyprus goes bankrupt (again).

  many of its inhabitants, lacking jobs and prospectives of a better future, emigrate to more prosperous countries.

  cyprus' society is on the brink of collapse.

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  1. Within a short while there would be suicide bombers who cry out "Jehovah is the only true God" before detonating in apostate enclaves. They will count it as a 'Witness'.

  2. There would be approved movies and books mandated by the 'government'.

  3. All citizens would be required to give service to 'government' (HQ) in order to print literature, and to do landscaping work across the nation to make it look like 'paradise'.

  4. Elders and Circuit Overseers etc could practice polygamy since Abraham and other 'faithful men' did that 

  5. "If, now, your right eye is making you stumble, tear it out and throw it away from you..." amputations and removal of eyes etc for certain 'crimes', which would take place right before baptisms at conventions.

  6. There would be as many conventions per year as the Jew had festivals.

  7. Internet? What internet? There would be a large network with only access to JW.org

  8. All computers, tablets, phones etc will run JW-OS, a Watchtower approved operating system, which has built in search and shopping features linking to JW.org, and of course screening for 'inappropriate' material not approved by the GB.

  9. JWNN (JW News Network) would report news about the world to the sheeple.

  10. They would eventually arm themselves and attack weaker nations that they are guaranteed to win militarily against in order to prove that Jehovah is giving them victory over his enemies the way he did with the Israelites.
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  Send the Watchtower Some Glittery Love

  by jw07 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  what is the mail screening process at headquarters like?

  wouldn't it be great if the watchtower received a few hundred packets of sticky, messy glitter that clings to everything over the course of a week?.

  this website is amusing to say the least.. http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/.

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  @Village Idiot - a few packets on a steady basis may prompt them to adopt stricter policies which "may not appear practical from a human standpoint". That can be a good thing when it comes to showing the true face of Watchtower to the unthinking mail servants 
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  Send the Watchtower Some Glittery Love

  by jw07 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  what is the mail screening process at headquarters like?

  wouldn't it be great if the watchtower received a few hundred packets of sticky, messy glitter that clings to everything over the course of a week?.

  this website is amusing to say the least.. http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/.

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  What is the mail screening process at headquarters like? Wouldn't it be great if the Watchtower received a few hundred packets of sticky, messy glitter that clings to everything over the course of a week?

  This website is amusing to say the least.

  http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
  
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  2014 increase in Memorial Partakers to 14,121

  by jwfacts in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have updated the article at memorial partakers with the figures released for 2014. no surprises here, it has risen yet again, this time by 6% over last year, and is now 14,121.. .

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  @wannabefree - Great find, the Watchtower Comments channel is pretty good. Any idea why there are no new videos though? 
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  New forum 'parousia' is upon us! (software version)

  by Simon in

  1. forum
  2. announcements

  the time has nearly come to switch over to the new forum software.

  of course it's not completely finished yet (and never will be) but i think it's good enough to go live with and probably already better than the current one.

  i'll give you a quick overview of what to expect and post more detail about the changeover process later.. cloud platform.

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  Simon, you've accomplished more working on this forum in the past few months than Jesus has since he was *invisibly* installed as king in heaven in 1914.

  Well done!!! :P
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  Could the allowance of blood fractions be curtailing the growth of the religion?

  by Apognophos in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  so, imagine that you're just a regular joe who's not familiar with the witnesses and is looking for the answers to life, the universe, and everything.

  you hear a knock at your door.

  before long, you are studying with a jehovah's witness.

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  By JW logic fractions of fornication, and murder should be acceptable

  Prosecution: "Are we to take it that you killed him Mr. Brown?"

  Mr. Brown: "No sir, I merely strangled a fraction of his life out of him, I did not take his life a whole."
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  Watchtower 'Experts' on Being Gay?

  by jw07 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  have you seen this article?.

  the watchtower is trying to be experts on all things having to do with human sexuality.. repressing sexual desires, gay or straight only creates more problems.. http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/teenagers/ask/pressure-to-be-gay/.

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  Have you seen this article?

  The Watchtower is trying to be experts on all things having to do with human sexuality.

  Repressing sexual desires, gay or straight only creates more problems.

  http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/teenagers/ask/pressure-to-be-gay/
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  Does Anyone Watch Ascension?

  by jw07 in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  this new series' pilot episode is the perfect allegory for the blind faith of the average person in the jw movement, those who deny that anything 'immoral' or sinister happens within the ranks, the double lives, doubters, and towards the end of the episode, an example of how the governing body controls persons' lives.

  check it out and tell me if you saw all the parallels.

  i think it's my new favourite show.. http://tv-series.me/2014/12/15/ascension-s1e1-season-1-episode-1/.

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  @androb31: Haha, that's funny. I was a bit disappointed when I found out it wasn't your typical space opera (trying not to give spoilers). The parallels are just so funny. Any ex-jws that watch it should be having many 'crap themselves' moments

  So far I think the 'inside guy' is like a CO who makes sure that the Watchtower's will is enforced when others try to have a say.

  The guy in control over the program is like the GB.

  Can't wait for the next episode. It's not bad past the big reveal at the end of episode 1.
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  Does Anyone Watch Ascension?

  by jw07 in

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  2. entertainment

  this new series' pilot episode is the perfect allegory for the blind faith of the average person in the jw movement, those who deny that anything 'immoral' or sinister happens within the ranks, the double lives, doubters, and towards the end of the episode, an example of how the governing body controls persons' lives.

  check it out and tell me if you saw all the parallels.

  i think it's my new favourite show.. http://tv-series.me/2014/12/15/ascension-s1e1-season-1-episode-1/.

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  This new series' pilot episode is the perfect allegory for the blind faith of the average person in the JW movement, those who deny that anything 'immoral' or sinister happens within the ranks, the double lives, doubters, and towards the end of the episode, an example of how the governing body controls persons' lives. Check it out and tell me if you saw all the parallels. I think it's my new favourite show.

  http://tv-series.me/2014/12/15/ascension-s1e1-season-1-episode-1/
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  This idea might not be new, but does a website like this exist?

  by ILoveTTATT in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am deeply upset every time there's someone in the news who has died because of the stupid and immoral blood doctrine.. i would like to make a website documenting every single instance of a news report of someone dying from lack of a blood transfusion, and to keep track of it.

  that would give some data on the real and current incidence of deaths due to the blood transfusion doctrine.. is there already a website like that?.

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  jwblood.org and jw-blood.org are available