THAT IS WIERD!
Brummie
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truly bizarre - reminds me of old "paradise" book!.
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/denver_airport.html
THAT IS WIERD!
Brummie
christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged.
schizophrenia --- do you hear what i hear?.
multiple personality disorder --- we three queens disoriented are.
Bwahahahahahah
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......
No kiddin ...I work with that person!
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
That is so JW....ish armaggedon..ish
Brummie
just whe i thought my mother was getting smart and actually starting thinking for herself she goes and gets married for the 5th time to another witless one
We humans are a bit strange, we do the exact same thing over and over and expect different results each time, doesnt make sense.
Hope she's happy
Brummie
and it was really neat!
it felt a little strange, though.
technically, i guess this isn't my first birthday present because big tex left me a dozen roses on my car the first year we met, on the eve of my birthday (with a note that read "to my favorite middle-aged pioneer" - i married him anyway).
Great news! Happy 1st birthday
brummie
things i saw as a jw:.
* the "f" word spelled out on the information board in the back of the hall.
the person used the tacks used for posting letters and talks and spelled out the expletive.
Dont we like to gossip though? tut tut ...roflao
y'all this has been hilarious!
* A sister came to our Sunday meeting and gave an answer as to what the origin of the "F" word was. It had nothing to do with the meeting.
Gwaaahahaahahahahah
Something I seened was 2 little jws putting a sweet up their nose and flicking the sweet across to eachother, the grottier the sweet became the more they would giggle and look horrified. Anyways one flicked it and it accidently landed on an adult sisters lap, she promptly picked it up, popped it in her mouth and ate it! ...I had to leave the hall to pull myself together!
Brummie
hello all, i am an exjw just trying to figure out whether this is a projw site or not.
i grew up in the cincinnati, oh area, father was (and still is) an elder.
brother died at age 20 because a blood transfusion was refused for him by the elders and he left a wife and little girl behind.
Welcome married2rangerboy
glad to meet you here, hope you will stick around.
Brother died at age 20 because a blood transfusion was refused for him by the elders and he left a wife and little girl behind
What an absolute tragedy! It was hard when this happened to a distant relative and friend of ours so I cant imagine the hurt you have been through. Hope you get a lot of support.
Welcome aboard
Brummie
things i saw as a jw:.
* the "f" word spelled out on the information board in the back of the hall.
the person used the tacks used for posting letters and talks and spelled out the expletive.
man you DID seened it all!
We got a phone call telling us off for going to a ALL BLACK drinking place...the brother who was with us and answered the phone was from Antigua...! The ALL BLACK crew were all brothers and sisters....dur. We had the last laugh when sitting in an elders meeting called specifically to address this one elders racial comments...in his defence he said "Black is not a word in my vocalbury so I am not guilty as charged"....oh fer crying!
I met a white inactive sister in the street and asked why she hadnt been to meetings for months, she said "Because I disagree with all this inter-racial dating and marrying, I mean, YOU wouldnt want that to happen in your family would you?"....my girlfriend was Jamacian...!
* A retarded boy masturbating in the men's room during the meeting.
That sounds about normal for JWs.
I heard two adult sisters fighting in the KH toilets! crash bang wallop until the one ran screaming.
Theh there was a husband and wife fighting in the KH just before the meeting began!
I had to seperate 2 reg pioneers while fighting in a bowling session!
Geesh the KH wasnt always boring.
All this falls into insignificance when reading your list!
Brummie
johnathanseagull hasnt been able to get to the board for 2 weeks (gasp)due to being at his new job which is working him big time.
so he sends hi to everyone, go figure he's got withdrawl symptoms....he'll be back.
he's working in london, where the streets are paved with gold (teeth).
Johnathanseagull hasnt been able to get to the board for 2 weeks (gasp)due to being at his new job which is working him big time. So he sends hi to everyone, go figure he's got withdrawl symptoms....he'll be back.
He's working in London, where the streets are paved with gold (teeth).
While I'm here Sirona did you have your housewarming? I was at work on the 30th and couldnt get a day off otherwise it would have been a brummie apostate invasion.
Brummie
(how do I unlock my email? I read I have to go to profile and edit...how do I do that? My profile didnt say edit anywhere...durrrrrrrrr)
Edited by - Brumm on 3 December 2002 0:31:35
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i was reading a post that reminded me of the songs that were popular but was wrong to listen to for various reasons.. we all remember puff the magic dragon being about drugs, which i hear was just a rumour.. another i remember was let it be by the beatles, which was " catholic based about mary the mother of jesus" when apparently it was written about paul mccartney's own mother.
shows what they know.. which songs do you remember that were "bad" that we were not supposed to listen to?
Had to throw away 3 records to keep the theocratic reputation:
Sexual healing ...Marvin Gay!
All night long..Mary Jane Girls.
Between the sheets...Isley brothers.
Got counselled from the platform for lending an Elders son "Bad" album. Elder thought "Bad" meant doing something really vile. Well he wasnt down with MJ was he!
Brummie
I see Big Ben on a cloudy day. Taken Sept 17th no doubt
Brummie