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  The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

  by Ron.W. in

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  the governing body are proud to announce... can you finish off the line for them - the more outrageous the better,, .

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  anyone reading the bible without the aid of the watchtower will be immediately disfellowshipped..
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  The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

  by Ron.W. in

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  the governing body are proud to announce... can you finish off the line for them - the more outrageous the better,, .

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  The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

  That millions now living will one day become mentally diseased apostates.
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  The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

  by Ron.W. in

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  the governing body are proud to announce... can you finish off the line for them - the more outrageous the better,, .

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  Brilliant suggestions - we know they read this, so maybe one day some of these might become reality!
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  The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

  by Ron.W. in

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  the governing body are proud to announce... can you finish off the line for them - the more outrageous the better,, .

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  The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

  Can you finish off the line for them - the more outrageous the better,,
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  https://lloydevans.info/all-categories/evans-history/lloyd-evans-16-december-letter-to-dijana

  Also:

  
  https://lloydevans.info/history/lloyd-evans-january-2022-letter-to-dijana
  
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  What was the strangest situation in your JW Kingdom Hall? Was it weirder than siblings having SEVEN kids together?

  by Balaamsass2 in

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  this is chart-topper: "jehovah's witness whose parents were siblings opens up about their twisted relationship - which saw them having seven children together".

  vanessa, from ohio, appeared on an episode of the we're all insane podcast.

  the 46-year-old explained she is 'one of seven kids born to a brother and sister'.

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  🤣🤣🤣

  As dear old Robert Skynner from youtube's Christian Comedy 2 would say:

  "I live somewhat to the east of Appalachia.."
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  What was the strangest situation in your JW Kingdom Hall? Was it weirder than siblings having SEVEN kids together?

  by Balaamsass2 in

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  this is chart-topper: "jehovah's witness whose parents were siblings opens up about their twisted relationship - which saw them having seven children together".

  vanessa, from ohio, appeared on an episode of the we're all insane podcast.

  the 46-year-old explained she is 'one of seven kids born to a brother and sister'.

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  👍🤣

  The dad did.....
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  Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

  by Ron.W. in

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  a slightly tongue in cheek, but also serious roundup of jw speak and why trying to reason with them is like trying to chip through concrete with a plastic spoon.. how many can you think of??.

  elder: 'yes.

  i read through the material you asked me to at your judicial meeting - you're right we're both in a cult!

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  Brothers, apostates can be identified by their smart dress and lack of a full beard in defiance of our loving new shite..
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  New light: the GB are infallible

  by AEnEm in

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  amazing new light in the latest morning worship by gary breaux.

  the gb "never lie or deceive us.

  we can have absolute trust in the governing body".. he then makes a very helpful point, so as to avoid being deceived and avoid lies.

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  If I told a JW I had joined a religion in which I am encouraged to stop thinking for myself and let a dozen old men pass "God's thoughts" to me, they would immediately think I had joined a cult.

  👍👍👍👍👍👍
  
  
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  What was the strangest situation in your JW Kingdom Hall? Was it weirder than siblings having SEVEN kids together?

  by Balaamsass2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  this is chart-topper: "jehovah's witness whose parents were siblings opens up about their twisted relationship - which saw them having seven children together".

  vanessa, from ohio, appeared on an episode of the we're all insane podcast.

  the 46-year-old explained she is 'one of seven kids born to a brother and sister'.

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  Can't top the original post!

  We had a book study in our house - just my wife and I and one HUGE family the cong privately joked were inbred and called The Clampetts, which equalled 28 in total,

  They all made their own clothes out of old curtains.

  In just the one hour or so of the book study in our home EVERY single one of them managed to use our toilet for a proper sit down job every week.

  Then they would root around every part of our home, asking if we wanted this or that, and could they have it.

  Our toilet regularly got blocked and we called out DynoRod out multiple times.

  Eventually we had enough and told them we were shutting down the group in our house and moving to brother nice's book study in the hall..

  Pa Clampett was extremely angry when we moved - when I said go to another group and take it yourself, he said no other home in the KH would have them..

  Very soon our drains started to work beautifully once again..