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  Caption Contest

  by Yerusalyim in

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  "what the hell is a watchtower, what the hell are publishers, where are you getting all this bullshit?".

  st paul.

  yerusalyim.

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  SlayerLayer

  "Hey man, make love not war"
  or
  "Hey man, I just saw Venice on her webcam."

  Slayer
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  Speaking of bathrooms at the DC

  by TweetieBird in

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  reading mulan's thread about her daughter-in-law's experience in the bathroom, i couldn't help remembering what happened at one district convention in jacksonville.. a sister brought her little 2 year old son in to spank.

  she whipped him for so long with a thick comb and everytime the little boy would cry she would spank him some more because he was crying.

  i went back to my seat crying.

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  I was beaten beyond belief as a child for as little as not cleaning my room. My mom is manic depressive and took out the anger on my butt. In my first marriage, I spanked my son for only the serious "crimes". But now, my new wife is firmly against spanking, and has made it clear that if I ever spank our son, then she will leave. So I had to reform my thoughts on discipline.

  He is almost 2 years old, and has never been spanked at all. I have to say that he is an acceptionally well behaved child. That's not just daddy talking. Everywhere we go people say that he is so good.

  I hate it, but I've been proven wrong. We used to fight all the time about it. I hate being wrong. lol. I think that as long as you are using wisdom in the way you discipline, so that you are actually teaching as opposed to punishing, then you will have a well behaved child.

  Just my proverbial 2 cents.

  Slayer
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  Hello.......Where is everybody??

  by LadyBug in

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  helloooooo.

  this board has been almost deserted for the last week.

  the chat has hardly anyone in it, if anyone at all.

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  SlayerLayer

  Hey there LB!

  I drop in on the board for about 2 hours a day now. I used to be in here all day! lol.

  (waving enthusiasticaly!) HEY THERE!

  Slayer
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  America Bashing

  by TR in

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  with all of the america bashing going on of late, i thought i'd mention the fact that america stands for freedom, as flawed as our system may be.

  you're even free to be critical of the government and it's leaders.

  the many men and women who have died defending this country did so to preserve the rights even of people who hate the u.s. there are many different cultures here, so there are many different attempts at creating laws for the land.

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  I have to say that "freedom" is a joke. Living here in South Carolina, if you drink, you can't but it on Sunday. Why? Because religious fanatics have the most influence. They force their beliefs in the law. I personally rarely ever drink. But damn it, if I wanted to buy a beer on a Sunday afternoon, too bad. I don't have that freedom.

  If I wanted to go shopping before 1:30PM, I'm out of luck. They even outlaw businesses from opening before then. You should be in church. GAG!

  If you drink liquer, you are out of luck if it's after 7:00pm.

  In this great country of ours, why is marijuanna illegal, while cigarettes are the deadlier? Because anyone can grow weed and it would be hard to tax it. So people die everyday because of it's being illegal. What a crock.

  When LSD was made illegal, do you know the reason? Was it because people were overdosing and dying? No, that is impossible with LSD. Was it because it's addictive? No, it has no addictive properties. It was made illegal because our wonderful government saw a growing trend in the rebellion of youth. To this day, if you are caught with it, you are charged with "conspiricy to overthrow the government". WTF!? All I wanted was to see some cool colors, I didn't want to invade the white house!

  My unpatriotic 2 cents.
  Slayer

  "You are here because the world as you know it no longer makes sense.
  You've been raised on television to believe we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars - but we won't.
  You pray for a different life." Tyler Durden
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  Songs that remember when

  by TweetieBird in

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  this is the third damn time i have tried to post this.

  i keep hitting the wrong button and losing it.. anyway, sometimes i hear songs on the radio that bring back some really great memories of my childhood and teenage years.

  despite being raised in the borg, i had a pretty good life.

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  lol...The Dread Pirate Reagan..."can't afford to make acceptions, once word leaks out that a pirate's gone soft, people begin to disobey you then it's nothing but work work work all the time." "You mock my pain!" "Life is pain highness...anyone who tells you different is selling something."

  Now see what you've gone and done? You've thrown me into a Princess Bride quotathon. Damn it.

  Slayer
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  America Bashing

  by TR in

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  with all of the america bashing going on of late, i thought i'd mention the fact that america stands for freedom, as flawed as our system may be.

  you're even free to be critical of the government and it's leaders.

  the many men and women who have died defending this country did so to preserve the rights even of people who hate the u.s. there are many different cultures here, so there are many different attempts at creating laws for the land.

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  Slayer,

  (Sniff, sniff} I love you, man!

  You're not getting my Bud Light

  Slayer
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  Complement a Poster

  by Black Man in

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  here's your chance to complement a poster whose posts make you think, make you mad, make you laugh, make you cry.

  i usually find something that i dig in everybody's post around these parts.

  but i'll single out some peeps in particular.

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  sniff sniff, I fall into the "too many to mention" class.

  Mommy: always so caring

  safe4kids: we have grandma Audry

  think41self: we have grandma Audry

  BugEye: Friendliest guy I know

  LadBug: You put up with Bugeye, nuff said

  rcat: doesn't take any shit

  Riz: spunky

  JanH: smartass just like me

  TR: We would make a great stand up team

  Logical: I listen to your music whenever I do drugs (lol)

  SilentLambs: For your caring heart

  FredHall: meow (wouldn't we miss him if he just disappeared?)

  Rem: Isn't that Awake! mag better than the discovery channel?

  VeniceIT: sup girl

  PeaceLoveHarmony: My favorite hippy

  Tina: always hugging people

  Joelbear: A man with a heart of gold

  COMF: What a cool dad you would be

  Slipnslide: Love your everchanging quotes

  CoolBreeze: so cool

  Gopher: wisdom

  The orchestra guy is starting to play his music so I'll leave the stage now. Thank you all for being you.

  Slayer

  "You are here because the world as you know it no longer makes sense.
  You've been raised on television to believe we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars - but we won't.
  You pray for a different life." Tyler Durden
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  Favourite Stand Up Comic

  by BugEye in

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  international of course:.

  dave allen, irish standup (sit down drinking whisky actually).

  bill cosby, love that fat albert.

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  It's awesome that so many of you guys like Steven Wright. Many around here don't know him either Reagan. "If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?"
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  America Bashing

  by TR in

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  with all of the america bashing going on of late, i thought i'd mention the fact that america stands for freedom, as flawed as our system may be.

  you're even free to be critical of the government and it's leaders.

  the many men and women who have died defending this country did so to preserve the rights even of people who hate the u.s. there are many different cultures here, so there are many different attempts at creating laws for the land.

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  (quietly in the background as TR speaks)

  O beautiful for spacious skies,
  for amber waves of grain,
  for purple mountain majesties
  above the fruited plain!
  America! America!
  God shed his grace on thee,
  and crown thy good with brotherhood
  from sea to shining sea.

  O beautiful for heroes proved
  in liberating strife,
  who more than self their country loved,
  and mercy more than life!
  America! America!
  God mend thine every flaw,
  confirm thy soul in self-control,
  thy liberty in law.

  O beautiful for patriot dream
  that sees beyond the years
  thine alabaster cities gleam,
  undimmed by human tears!
  America! America!
  God shed his grace on thee,
  and crown thy good with brotherhood
  from sea to shining sea.
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  Songs that remember when

  by TweetieBird in

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  this is the third damn time i have tried to post this.

  i keep hitting the wrong button and losing it.. anyway, sometimes i hear songs on the radio that bring back some really great memories of my childhood and teenage years.

  despite being raised in the borg, i had a pretty good life.

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  Hey there Lady Bugeye!

  I had to change the angel pic. I was getting too many emails from girls that thought I was a hottie. lol not kidding either.

  The quote is from one of my all time favorite movies "Fight Club". I highly reccomend it! You and Bugs will love it.

  Slayer