Ex-Witless

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  Pray before sex just like you do for food-W62 3/15

  by krismalone in

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  the governing body has lovingly provided instructions and reminders to couples that they should pray before having sex.

  please be obedient and follow the wise counsel from the gb leaders who never stick their noses into other peoples business and are not creepy cult leaders at all....not!.

  "had he not created the first human pair so that they could cohabit, planted in them an attraction for each other and then commanded them to "be fruitful and become many"?

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  'Heavenly father Jizzhovah, Please forgive us! We were thinking of trying anal. Sorry oh lord. I'll do extra mopping at work and clean them windows better. Just please don't kill us at armageddon, Her mouth barely touched my penis that time back in 1984!"- anonymous brother
  
  
  
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  If Heaven is such a good place then how was it ever allowed to get to the state where a war was necessary.?

  by smiddy3 in

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  a precedent has been established .if it happened once it can happen again..

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  Ex-Witless

  ANYTHING can happen in a work if fiction....
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  The Ghost of Christmas Past

  by Ex-Witless in

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  title: the ghost of christmas past .

  i remember the day christmas ended for me, too young to know what that meant.

  a hole in my heart every holiday season is something i’d live to resent.one day long ago i was six or so when dad explained it to me.

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  Title: The Ghost of Christmas Past

  I remember the day Christmas ended for me, too young to know what that meant. A hole in my heart every holiday season is something I’d live to resent.
  
  One day long ago I was six or so when dad explained it to me. New found faith and new found grace would replace our family tree.

  I kept my head down with a smile and a frown as they played songs and spread holiday cheer. Inside I yearned to be like them and hold this holiday dear.
  

  No presents for me, no eggnog or tree, no fond Christmases to remember. All these years just ducking my head and wishing it wasn’t December.
  

  Many a time I’d walk down the street and see a beautiful tree through a window. The people inside were happy and warm and a kid playing with his new gizmo.
  
  Now I’m grown up and no longer hold the faith that kept me from it. I’m trying to feel that holiday warmth despite my dysfunctional plummet.

  So many years of feeling left out have left their mark on me. I want to be jolly and laugh and sing and see a lighted tree.
  
  Awkward at first, I develop a thirst for eggnog and holiday laughter. Instead of a wound or a hole in my heart, it's a day I’ll cherish hereafter.
  
  
  My feelings about Christmas-
  Xoxoxo
  
  
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  FlyingHighNow

  by Ex-Witless in

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  hello forum.

  my aunt, flyinghighnow, has passed away.

  i don't know if you remember her, but she was a long time member.

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  Ex-Witless

  Hello forum. My aunt, FlyingHighNow, has passed away. I don't know if you remember her, but she was a long time member. She died of a heart attack November 7, 2018. I miss her dearly. She was there when I was born and was kind of my angel growing up. Her name was Heather Dana Sanderson.