Absolutesbeginners
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Are speeding tickets issused in your area???
by James Mixon ini haven't seen anyone stopped for speeding on our freeways in some time.. wth it's dangerous out there, i'm driving 69-72 mph and someone pass me at 80-85 mph.. here in southern ca it,s crazy.
the speed limits are 65-70 mph.
i'am nervous as hell when i'am on the.
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Can you sneeze while sleeping?
by James Mixon inlets start your day off with a great start.
don't look it up and give me your answer.. i,m not the only one that comes up with this crazy question.
lol.
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Absolutesbeginners
Thanks i love crazy question coming from "crazy" person .
It means deep inside you are not crazy !
its my own logic ...
anyway ....
NO i dont sneeze in my sleep, its againts my religion .
But i talk in my sleep . a lot . and too much (?) .
And sometimes at breakfast my girlfriend look at me in silence and on a strange way ......
Am I alone ?
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Special Talk from the GB?
by punkofnice ina current jw told me there was going to be a special talk (tm) from the governing body(r) next month.
apart from the usual hilarious jw tv stuff, i haven't heard of anything.. any info any one?
the jw didn't seem to know much either.
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Absolutesbeginners
Maybe they need more $$ ??
or they need a new " public relation manager ..!!"
Or maybe they are going to annonce that "Caleb" is disfellowshiped because he looked JW.FACTS on his smartphone ......
Bunch of old crabs with loser's watchs ....
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Model Jw family?
by MrTheocratic ini would like to get the opinion of those on this community.
does serving as an elder make one a bad family man.
with all the demands placed on those serving... how can one make time for family life?
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Absolutesbeginners
For the "show" its ok ..
with Sophia and Caleb , smiling , getting ready to go door to door ...
throwing SPARLOCK in the garbage on the way ....And signing their new blood card for the new year .....
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In real life its just NOT ok .
I am not my father, but i know him quite well . the WORST part of his life ( by far )was when he was "elder" ( five years something ..?) . familly life was too at the time.
Allways on time at KH , allways door to door , always answering to meeting , with a lot of yellow pen on the STUDIES ....( Look , rows behind ....i PREPARED it !! )
And heads moving when a Boss is passing bye .yeah yeah ...this is soooo deeep ...so powerfullll.....the end is sooooo cloose ....
Bol...cks
it was 25 years ago .
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Any here who didn't rebel as a teenager and were a goody two shoes instead?
by purrpurr inwhen i was a teenager in the borg i was a dyed in the wool, goody two shoes, squeaky clean,"spiritual " sister.
alot of my peers around me were rebelling and going off the rails but not me.
i was constantly praised for this and even felt a little smug about it ha!.
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Absolutesbeginners
Yes i see what you mean ....
« i should have rock the boat earlier « I think the same sometimes .....i was like you a «goody two shoes « until my 18 een .
But if i wasnt it would have been WW3 at home i guess ....big time ... ( it was even anyway )
Past is the past; and you CANT change it ....and maybe i think if you want to smoke drink and spend nights with many different people you can wait after 18 anyway .no ?
Many teens with parents whom are not jw do the same . quiet until 18. thats all .dont really know if its good or bad . and i dont have kids myself ......
What i regret the most about my teenage times in jwland is that i was going door to door every f...ing week ,and that every year i signed "by myself" this f...ing «blood card» .
I guess i was too young and powerless to say «NO» !This list is missing many other things ........
Yes you right we should have rock the boat EARLIER !!
Nevertheless dont forget some people NEVER wake up ......!!
So your are lucky ! look in front of you , not behind you !
( do what i say , not what i do
Take care .Absolutes beginners.
Ps btw me too i felt like i wasnt part of "their world" at the time , and still think now i am not part of "this world "too . 20 years later ....lets take it as a chance ..."another point of view in life"
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Skin of My Teeth
by WhatshallIcallmyself inan evidence for divine origin that has often been used (at least to me) is where job describes "...escap[ing] with the skin of my teeth".
science is quoted as having discovered that teeth are covered in skin and therefore how would job have known something that modern science has only just discovered.
i was reminded of this at this weeks meeting when this verse was quoted but was surprised when a commenter said how it wasn't necessary to mention this in light of other "evidence" in the bible.
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Absolutesbeginners
You right .
The "Job' s skin's teeth" is THE THING
It is the "OFFICIAL LINE "
Life is wonderfull of surprises isnt!!
It IS an evidence for DIVINE ORIGIN !
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Another JW Literature Trolly Experience
by Athanasius inthis morning i stopped at dollar general to get a cheap container for waste paper.
it was 11:30 am and there were two jw literature trolleys parked near the store and manned by three jws, on old man in a rolling chair, a 30 something man, and 30 something woman.
as i walked by them i glanced at the their literature rack and proceeded into the store.. i was in the store for 20 minutes and made my purchase.
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Absolutesbeginners
So you found a cheap container ?
For waste paper .
Now you can fill it ; )
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While JWs in the 80s and 90s were attributing magic to demons...
by Island Man in... pen and teller were showing people how it's really done.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pucaido2x4i.
but jws are not superstitious, no, no.
lol..
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Absolutesbeginners
"make people afraid , and you can do what you want with them "
( clever man who said that !! .and very rich now ; ) ..)
Demooooons
Under your Bed.......
Whouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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I know this forum is not about music .
But when i think about "Demons" its reminds me that song /
30 years old , still funny !!
If you dont like french humour
Go to hell !!
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My 14-year-old niece is being disfellowshipped
by keyser soze ini was contacted by my ex sister-in-law yesterday.
she asked me if i wanted to spend some time with my niece, while she went to her sister's baby shower.
it turns out my niece can't go because she's about to be disfellowshipped at the ripe old age of 14. .
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Absolutesbeginners
Of course it is "child abuse "
But GOD watch it !!!
and he is going to make troubles !!!!!
( i was joking ..)
Of course . God is on holidays with his ( only ) son....
BE BACK SOON ... ; ) ( on the door)
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"It's the demons..."
by pale.emperor inone thing that really frustrates me inside is how quite a few jw's (especially my family) actually believe that demons like to inhabit second hand vases, or clothes etc.
my sister and mother are so bad with this that they wont even talk about it - because even talking about it "brings demons into your home".
so any attempt to show them that it's unscriptural is shut off with, sometimes them literally going "lalalalalalala im not listening".. i used to believe it myself (why wouldn't i?, i was told by my mother and father it was fact).. what i'd like to point out to anyone that would let me debunk it is this:.
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Absolutesbeginners
Just an easiest way to make life more "understandable "
If something is good : its from God ...
If something is bad : its from the "demons" ...
Black and white ....Ying and Yang ...Gwen a Du ....
Some "adults" are like really young kids . they need "imaginary friends" to stay on their legs .
because sometimes real life is too hard for them .
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I understand it fully , i am the same .
Sometimes .
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Find a nice Kayak , a nice fishing place far away , nobody around . Go Alon
e .Take a really sharp knife and maybe a book from A Conan Doyle .
You will never see any "demons "
Maybe some fish !! And yourself on the water