TREG, Your tongue in cheek obviously did not keep you from typing that. includes some radical ideas though, like daylight savings time by miracle. . I am sure most ladies will disagree with you, as will their husbands:-- having big bodies, adding acres of skin, will not appear to be a rise to perfection.
note too, that some of these feats were not the mark of perfection, but done by others, rather than Adam or Adam the second.
If you see, or have a tongue in cheek, do not bite. (or take out your dentures)