Can all 7 members of the Governing Body ride in this elevator at the same time?

by Alfred 27 Replies latest social physical

  • Alfred

    Image result for elevator 1500 lb capacityIn case the picture didn't load...

    I'm referring to an elevator with a (quite common) weight capacity of 1,500 lbs.

    Would the 7 members of the Governing Body exceed this weight limit?? Let's see:

    David Splane: 195 pounds

    Stephen Lett: 205 pounds

    Gerrit Loesch: 230 pounds

    Mark Sanderson: 235 pounds

    Geoffrey Jackson: 240 pounds

    Anthony Morris III: 250 pounds

    Samuel Herd: 255 pounds

    TOTAL >>> : 1,610 pounds

    (looks like they'll have to split the ride upstairs into 2 separate trips... oh well)

  • Londo111

    They've enough hot air. The elevator might rise like a balloon.

  • Betheliesalot

    They should pray for enlightenment...110 pounds worth.

  • sir82

    Sanderson only 235? I think that was about 100 Whoppers ago.

  • darkspilver

    Has there ever been a time when all the GB could travel in the elevator together at the same time?

  • jp1692

    The elevator already doesn't go all the way to the top as it is!

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    Alfred, where are you getting their weights from? In Lett's most recent appearance on video, he seems to have lost some weight (loose fitting shirt, suit, etc.)

  • punkofnice

    You need to add the weight of their over-bloated egos in there too.

  • steve2

    To be on the safe side, they'd have to use overlapping elevators.

  • Half banana
    Half banana


    Tragic news, freak elevator accident kills off entire governing body of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

    Engineers point to overloading but police have not ruled out sabotage.

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