Yes it does have something to do with your question.
The trinity is a concept. An attempt to explain the nature of God as revealed through the whole of scripture and to reconcile seemingly contradictory statements like 'there is one God' with other statements which Vander referred to such as Jesus being Ho Theos.
I will have a go at your challenge this evening.
However 'disallowing gobbledygook terms' is a bit unfair as the process is challenging and requires a bit of intelligence!