No worries Simon. So when are you bringing your family Down Under for a Aussie holiday?
*Simon wails "no more travelling" and hides inside the nearest suitcase*
Posters like Waiting and other "old-timers" (in terms of length of time on this board, not age) have likened the board to once being like a coffee-shop because that is what it used to be like. The same regulars, having polite chat and a laugh, with an intimacy that small places naturally develop.
Now the coffee shop has developed into a sprawling restaurant, catering for many different types of customers. Everyone demands attention, and they all have different needs. Some want to sit in the corner and have a quiet conversation over coffee. Others are ready to party. Most just want a meal with some cool music in the background, enjoying the company of their friends.
This place changes, evolves. Simon, as the restuarant proprietor, does his best to cater for those that come into his restaurant. Not every one is happy with the service. Some walk out in complaint. Others have been asked to leave. Simon tries to get a happy medium in order to not let things get out of control, so that the majority of people are able to enjoy the restaurant.
Maybe in a years' time Simon will turn this restaurant into a jazz bar. Or maybe back into a coffee shop again. Or maybe he will keep things the way they already are.