Driver
there is a wonderful chap here who calls himself KNOW YOU, he would be an excellent choice for answering your questions.
Lets hope he responds.
KNOW YOU - please take up this challenge.......
The Pope
i am a 36 year old father of 2 girls putting himself through night school to get a college degree.
in my current sociology class we have to do a paper in an interview style of a culture, subculture or group that we know nothing about and are interested in.
i decided to find out about jehovah witnesses.
Driver
there is a wonderful chap here who calls himself KNOW YOU, he would be an excellent choice for answering your questions.
Lets hope he responds.
KNOW YOU - please take up this challenge.......
The Pope
it is with a mixture of joy and sadness that mrs know_you and i depart john and eunice's sanctum of sanity.
truly their home is an enclave of peace in this mad, doomed, sybaritic world.
what a contrast to the spiritual lunatic asylum inhabited by the apostates with their shrill cacophony, their puny fists, like the men of babylon, raised in anger to their creator!
Know this Know You:
I look forward with enthusiasm to further indepth theological - and indeed perhaps scatological -discussions with you in the coming days, weeks, and months. Perhaps only MINUTES remain available to us, as that wonderful servant of the "Slave", a travelling District Overseer, recently brought to our rapt attention.
Pope
it is with a mixture of joy and sadness that mrs know_you and i depart john and eunice's sanctum of sanity.
truly their home is an enclave of peace in this mad, doomed, sybaritic world.
what a contrast to the spiritual lunatic asylum inhabited by the apostates with their shrill cacophony, their puny fists, like the men of babylon, raised in anger to their creator!
KY
another masterful showcase of your proclivity with the Queen's English; indeed, the only language on the planet worth speaking and the one true language hand-picked by Jehovah of armies to bestow upon his Seed, that wonderful composite "Slave" class, with which to lead us Jew-skirt-holding Jonabobs into the New System (TM).
Sir, I ask you reconsider your stated intention to leave this pit of filth, this apostate dung pit of Glyve, and stay with us a while longer; perchance your jewels of wisdom will help some of us see the real "truth" behind the Slaves' spiritual paradise, as we march together in single phile on the narrow path. May the Holy Sprite help us all to become cunning linguists like your good self.
Pope
as most if not all of the 187 people killed in the bali bomb attack were not jehovahs witnesses, none of them probably had a chance of surviving armageddon (tm), which, as a d.o.
pointed out recently, is due to begin any minute (tm) now!!!.
so now, thanks to the bali terrorists, these 187 people now have basically won the lotto!
Happy,
I couldn't agree more. How the JW's can believe such evil wicked rubbish is beyond me.....
Pope
2 full days will be given to the elders for a review of the school that the elders already attended last year.
any idea of what else they could possibly say??
?
2 full days will be given to the elders for a review of the school that the elders already attended last year.
any idea of what else they could possibly say??
?
Minimus.
MORE NEW LITE!!!.......I talked to my elder friend today to find out what was new. Now, if you purposely touch a woman's breasts, that's porneia or fornication. A letter from the Society was read regarding this matter. Automatically, a judicial offense......I wonder what new questions will be asked the offenders.
this story has been independently and vehemently denied by reliable sources.
Pope
here, larc say: better knuckles go back to school, learn speak properly.
knuckles not too bright.
knuckles study great literature for many years, try become champion orator like you know.
Beck,
Pope
here, larc say: better knuckles go back to school, learn speak properly.
knuckles not too bright.
knuckles study great literature for many years, try become champion orator like you know.
Knuckles not know difference between Pope and larc.
years ago, at an elder's school, the subject of secret sins and masturbation was discussed.
the instructer mentioned how "secret sins" could affect the spirit of the congregation.
when the subject of masturbation was"handled", a brother decided to put his hand up to "confess".this was obviously not meant to be a question and answer discussion, but the co called on the elder.
KY
I think the score now is KY-10 Board-0.....
Hey wasn't Arnie in a movie about Onan once? Something the barbarian? How much seed did Arnie spill?
Wife: "Hey what the hell you doin' in the shower??"
Husband: "Leave me alone - I just spilt the damn seed again........."
Pope
years ago, at an elder's school, the subject of secret sins and masturbation was discussed.
the instructer mentioned how "secret sins" could affect the spirit of the congregation.
when the subject of masturbation was"handled", a brother decided to put his hand up to "confess".this was obviously not meant to be a question and answer discussion, but the co called on the elder.
KY
They don't call me "donkey" because I have big ears....
But I will admit defeat on that one.......KY-1 POE-0
Mind you, if I did have a lobeotomy, it would be even harder keeping my friggin' hat on!
Pope