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  The Nephilim - What can I say!

  by Matty in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  im sure nothing surprises the people who regularly post here.

  but what really shocks me now is that as a child i genuinely believed some of the most preposterous, stupid and moronic things ever committed to papyrus.. take the nephilim.

  well they were mutants.

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  What man, angel, or beast could look down upon this angel and not crack a fat the size of Montana? i ask you.....???

  The Pope
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  What Lies Beneath This Slippery Slope?

  by Derrick in

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  2. friends

  all slopes come to abrupt ends.

  and i thought a certain horde of vulgar regulars on this site hit bottom recently.

  the slope seemed to abruptly end.

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  The thread under discussion was marked "(explicit)" so that for me provides enough warning as to the contents.

  I can decide to read it or not read it. Now that I am Borg-free I can make my own decisions. Its a good feeling.

  His Popeness
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  table

  by d3681 in

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  2. experiences

  i have herd that their is a table at bethel that has a hole in the middle?

  like a conference table.

  i heard this first hand.

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  They use the hole to scrape all the BULLS**T into that accumulates from their mouths....

  The hole unfortunately is attached to a series of pipes which lead directly to the printing presses.

  The Pope (and I should know!!)
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  Healesville VIC Australia

  by JAVA in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  is there anyone on this forum living around healesville vic, australia?

  a chap from that area has been writing me, and it would be nice to put him in touch with another former jw from healesville.

  thanks!

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  Sounds like your town "Healesville" would be an excellent place for ex-JW's to visit for a while.

  The Pope
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  How about a laugh? PICTURE 2

  by ballistic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's a picture straight from jw-media.org.

  all post what you think the one guy is saying to the other.... .

  i've got a few ideas.

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  Caption reads:

  "Two elders from Brooklyn congregation enthusiastically receive
  news of an upcoming visit by Brother J.R Brown."

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  Newsflash-JR Brown is a goddamn liar!

  by ashitaka in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just wanted to say that in a thread of it's own.

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  I know JR is Jehovahs Public Relations Officer, but who is he really?
  Where does he come from?
  Is he an elder? Other sheep/anointed?
  How long has he been around?
  Does he have any professional qualifications? (I don't think "wanker" qualifies as professional...)
  And why does the God of the Universe need to hire a PR Guy? Its ridiculous! Maybe Jehovah God needs an agent too, and a manager?

  But seriously, does anyone have any in-depth biographical information on JR?

  The Pope

  "But something is happening
  And you don't know what it is,
  Do you, Mr Brown????"
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  Do you live in New South Wales?

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, do you live in the 'waratah state'?

  do you have doubts about your beliefs as a jehovah's witness, but have no-one to talk with about them?.

  would you like to talk with others in a 'non-threatening' environment, without 'joining' anything?.

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  Ozzie

  do you have any links to Australian newspapers which may have picked up the molestation story??

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  Jehovahs Witnesses United

  by PopeOfEruke in

  1. social
  2. current

  i found a weird website, jehovahs witnesses united.

  sounds like a goddamn football club.. here's the homepage:.

  http://jehovah.to/index.htm.

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  I found a weird website, Jehovahs Witnesses United. Sounds like a goddamn football club.

  Here's the homepage:

  . http://jehovah.to/index.htm

  There some interesting stuff about Kent on it.

  Does anyone here know who runs it???

  I've got a feeling he/she is not a REAL Tongan...

  (That last comment was definitely tongan cheek)

  The Pope
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  Soon... very soon

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  any day now.. just around the corner.

  sooner than you think.

  i'm sick of hearing that from my dad.. "as every one knows, there are mistakes in the bible" - the watchtower, april 15, 1928, p. 126 .

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  Whenever I tackle my brain-dead mother about

  "What does SOON mean? They have been saying SOON for 150 years!!",

  she always replies :

  "well, don't forget a day with Jehovah is like 1000 years!!!"

  What the ...?

  So I say "So that means SOON could be another 1000 years???"

  And she says "Of course not!! this old system can't go on much longer!!!"

  Me, find concrete wall, proceed to make rocking motion with head, using arc of sufficient magnitude for contact with concrete wall to occur.

  The Pope
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  Soon... very soon

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  any day now.. just around the corner.

  sooner than you think.

  i'm sick of hearing that from my dad.. "as every one knows, there are mistakes in the bible" - the watchtower, april 15, 1928, p. 126 .

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  rick, try; same shit, different f**king MILLENIUM!!!!!

  The Pope