Posts by PopeOfEruke

i can't go into the details for obvious reasons about how i found this out but it seems his purple badness made a stop into a kingdum hall in houston, texas today for their supposedly "special talk".

i was told his entourage stayed outside while he attended.

i believe this to be highly likely since he was scheduled to play a concert in that city sometime this weekend.

PopeOfEruke

Maybe Prince is already a poster on this board? Has anyone noticed any posters with a prince-like handle? I wonder what he'd pick for a handle anyway? "LRCorvette", "PurpleRain", "Symbol".??

The Pope

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I've had it. This is my last post...

by slipnslidemaster in

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of the night.

goodnight everyone.. slipnslidemaster:"i worked very hard and i earned all the attention i'm getting.".

- anna kournikova.

PopeOfEruke

Heaven

its spelt "turd".

The Pope

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300,000

by larc in

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just wanted to let you know that this db has had over 300,000 posts and almost 5,000 registered posters.

all of this in a little over two years.

PopeOfEruke

This board is the alternate universe on the other side of the WTS's Black Hole.

The Pope

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So if it's working....here's those giggles for you

by VioletAnai in

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this isn't working.........edited cause it's a pain in the arse!

PopeOfEruke

Please don't whine!

There is something weird that happens with resized JPG's. I got caught with it once too.

Have you tried saving the resized files with a different name? Then uploading them? Maybe that helps?

Or else try pleading for HELP from some of the graphics experts on the Board?

Good luck!

His Popeness

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So if it's working....here's those giggles for you

by VioletAnai in

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this isn't working.........edited cause it's a pain in the arse!

PopeOfEruke

Violet
please buy this book before one of us dies!
The Pope

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Watching the 'Apostate' World!

by VeniceIT in

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in south flordia yesterday and apostate found a money bag full of cash in her shopping bag when she got home.

the cash was in the amount of $3700 dollars, and was the stores cash receipts.

so said apostate called the store and reported the money, and then returned it.

PopeOfEruke

Xena

I believe the term you are searching for is "nominal Apostate".

It was probably counterfeit money too....

The Popeness

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Whats the worst 'get-together' game you endured?

by Latte in

dear all,.

as a young teenager, we were always having get-togethers.... you know the spiritually upbuilding' kind ie.

bible quizzies, really boring stuff.

PopeOfEruke

Simon, you can't be the reincarnation of Elvis. Bob is.

The Pope

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Memorial vs. Satanic Ritual

by Sunspot in

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i was posting a reply on the oregonlive forum to a jw who is convinced that he is a christian (weren't we all?);.

the duck parallel.

re: all evidence disagrees with your assertion (jay dub).

PopeOfEruke

Do you refer to The Black Mass?

Here is its description:

There is no set Black Mass ritual, rather the ceremony is a parody on the holy Catholic Mass. One ritual is that it is performed in entirety, or in parts, backwards. The Mass may include inverting the cross, spitting and stepping on the cross, stabbing the host and other obscenities. Urine, supposedly, was at various times substituted for holy water, or for the wine. Sliced pieces of rotted turnips, black leather, or black triangles were substituted for communion bread. Black candles were used instead of white ones. A defrocked generally performed the Black Mass wearing vestments of black or a color of dried blood, and embroidered with inverted crosses, a goat's head (referring to Baphomet), or magical symbols.
The magical significance of the Black Mass rests in the belief that the Holy Mass involves the miracle of the transubstantiation, that is, the magical or mystical changing of the bread and wine into the body and blood of Jesus Christ. If the priest can affect this miracle within the Holy Mass, then, it is reasoned, the priest, or magician, could effect similar magic in other masses for other, usually harmful, purposes. The Catholic Church condemned priests who attempted to subvert the Holy Mass for evil purposes, such as cursing a person to death, as early as the 7th century.

Sounds like fun!

The Pope