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  Your most hated Kingdom Songs ever...

  by B_Deserter in

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  2. experiences

  we all know that skilled songwriters the brothers are not, so what are your most hated kingdom songs?

  the ones that made you cringe when you saw them listed on the km or watchtower?

  mine?.

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  bucketbot

  This is one of the songs in the new songbook, and in my opinion, it is the most blatantly brainwashing one they have ever done.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNfdiWQY8Nk -- "Listen, Obey, and Be Blessed"

  The title says it all.
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  The tanning mom

  by Frozenout in

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  2. friends

  nice tan.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtwz1qz-ofo.

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  bucketbot

  Ewww no thanks! I prefer my women medium rare!
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  Awake 6/2012: YPA – Are we just friends — or more? pt.1 (with running snarkiness)

  by corpusdei in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  "that's right timothy.

  just ask timothy.

  i don't feel like the appropriate person to answer that question.

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  bucketbot

  Hahaha. This is hilarious!

  The original article is so ridiculous. And the GB wonders why more and more JWs are divorcing. Maybe it's because they don't know how to act around the oposite sex, hmmmm? "Oh Jehovah, I think my wife just flirted with me!!! Please forgive me for having dirty thoughts about her!"
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  'Dinah Gets Into Trouble' - Does Story 20 Mean Rape = Fornication?

  by sd-7 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was listening, albeit unwittingly, to a 'my book of bible stories' tape and this statement caught me by surprise.

  it's found in story 20:.

  "one day when dinah came to visit, shechem took dinah and forced her to lie down with him.

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  bucketbot

  @trebor

  I will now use those quotations to justify bondage/domination. Sorry neighbors.
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  Higher Education and Career

  by Ding in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

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  bucketbot

  One of the elders in my hall has a PhD. But don't worry. It's okay because he got it before he was assimilated. Now, of course, he gets to give talks on why we shouldn't be pursuing higher education, while he enjoys all the benefits of a high-paying job, thanks to his degree. Meanwhile, many struggle to pay their bills on their limited income and, of course, they still have to find a way to make their regular contributions to the b0rg.

  Sickening.
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  Mr. Falcon's Caption Contest!!! ENTER NOW!

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.

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  bucketbot

  "It's the new Rogaine formula. Trust me, it works."
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  Interesting video "ex jw elders meeting"

  by yourmomma in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi7az1ahhda&feature=mfu_in_order&list=ul.

  this is a long series.

  im finding more and more that jw's are so illequiped for debate, that they cant even make coherent arguments.

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  bucketbot

  @undercover

  I'm getting the witch hunt impression too.

  When elders start reminding you that you're baptized (as if you could forget), it's their way of reminding you that they can DF you if they get too confused by your questions.
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  Mentally Diseased Apostates to Survive Armageddon! - The WT says so!!!

  by 00DAD in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  as i'm sure we all know by now, the july 15, 2011 watchtower branded "apostates" as "mentally diseased" (p. 16, para.

  but never fear, because--also according to the wtbts--jehovah will take that into account at armageddon.

  the wt says so, so it must be true!

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  bucketbot

  Well if all of us are going to survive Armaggedon, maybe the new world won't completely suck after all!

  I will have 1000 years to find evidence of evolution!
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  The Governing Body is so old jokes

  by JimmyPage in

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  2. friends

  who's game?.

  the governing body is so old their idea of cybersex is tapping out "who's your daddy?

  " in morse code..

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  bucketbot

  ...they still have a guilty conscience from watching Uncle Lot fork his daughters.