Are you ready for armageddon?
I was Ready as a WatchTower Bible Student..
...................I was Ready as a JW..
I`ve Been Ready For Over 130 Friggin Years!
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just imagine the panic.disbelief.oh my god they were right.then you pee in your pants.what will l do?the plea for forgiveness.please let me through.l promise l''ll change.l didn;t mean what l said on that jw.com site.l was jokin.then you wake up it was only a dream.disbelief turns to relief.
but it could happen..
Are you ready for armageddon?
I was Ready as a WatchTower Bible Student..
...................I was Ready as a JW..
I`ve Been Ready For Over 130 Friggin Years!
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my spies seem a bit confused.
here, in this neck of the woods 3 congregations had 3 separate sittings.
the attendance seemed to be swelling.
Memorial attendance
Up..Down..It doesn`t matter..
Dragging Anyone with a Heartbeat,into a Kingdom Hall once a year..
Isn`t a Major Accomplishment..
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.............This Makes 3...........I Need 5..
.........Then I`ll put Them in the Car and..
...............It`s Off to the Kingdom Hall..
the wife and i went to the memorial strictly out of respect for my mother-in-law last night.
luckily our 20 month-old grand-baby was restless and making noise, so i quickly volunteered to take him in the back.
so i didn't have to listen to the presentation.
The speaker likened the groups to tomatoes.
A JW and a Tomato come to your Door..
You give them both an IQ Test..
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................................................................The Tomato..
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wishing everyone a happy resurrection sunday.... from my family to yours!.
can someone help me understand how the wt came up with the overlapping generation theory?
i just don't understand it even though i read the information several times.
it's bewildering.
Yeah my brother happened to phone me in '94 because he had heard I was pregnant. I asked him about the generation teaching as it was eighty years since 1914 and he said 'we're not serving Jehovah to a date'.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,A JW Explaining..
,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,Overlapping Generations..
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two documented disturbances during memorial 2016. type 'memorial 2016' on youtube.
Normally I would say,not a good idea..
After seeing it,I thought..
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I still wouldn`t do it though..
Can`t be bothered.......LOL!!..
we all sin and some sins are worse than others but blasphemy against the holy spirit is said to be unforgivable.what is considered to be an unforgivable sin?
What is considered to be an unforgivable sin?
Taking the Last Beer in the Fridge,without putting More in First..
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In spite of the slander directed at Jehovah’s Witnesses, the world at large is more concerned with organizations that pose a lethal threat, like ISIS. .....Dystopia/Default/Jaxx77/always
Don`t forget the Catholics!..
If you want to misdirect people from WBT$/JW Problems,after you start a topic on JW`s..
Most JW`s will find a way to fit those Terrible Catholics into the Conversation!..
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ISIS is novel but..
Bashing Catholics is a long time Tradition in WatchTower World..
If someone says "The WatchTower/JW`s have a terrible Pedophile Problem"..
You can always say "What about the Catholics?..Not.."What About ISIS?"..
ISIS won`t work..Stick with what works!..
Theres not a single WBT$/JW Problem,that can`t be Misdirected to the Catholics..
congregations are full of older ones who were led to expect the end when they were still young enough to work ,and stay forever young.
now these ones face a sparse old age with little provision set aside.
the article ""do not be afraid .
July 2016 W T Article Gives Reassurance to Aging Publishers
..............................................................................................Thanks for Putting..
........................................................................................WatchTower in Your Will!..
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If you don't want a certain group of individuals participating (e.g. JW Apologists)
Simply say so at the onset..... Dystopia/Default/Jaxx77
Anyone can Participate.....Don`t Whine If You..
"Can`t Back Up Your Mouth"..