i know there was a crazy false urban legend years ago about jeopardy saying the nwt was the most accurate bible, but on tonights episode they really were mentioned.
the clue went something like 'this religion was started by charles taze russell and publishes the watchtower'.
a player buzzed in a she said 'who are the jehovah's witnesses'.
A player buzzed in a she said 'who are the Jehovah's witnesses'.
Who are Jehovah`s Witnesses?!!..LOL!!..
How appropriate..
Jehovah`s Witnesses the Unknown Religion..
99.9999% of the outside world don`t know what JWs believe..
Worse..
Most JWs don`t know what they believe..
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As a JW.....What Do I Believe?..
I HAVE NO FRIGGIN IDEA!!....LOL!!..
flood 2304 bc (http://creation.com/the-date-of-noahs-flood).
neolithic 8500-1500 bc (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_neolithic_cultures_of_china).
egyption dynasty 4 2613 to 2494 bc, dynasty 5: 2494 to 2345 bc, dynasty 6: 2345 - 2181 bc (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_ancient_egyptian_dynasties).
How did all these civilizations survive the flood?
im sorry if this has been addressed, i have not seen any topics on this yet.. the wt for today seems to state, quiet plainly, that preaching work is done.
para 14,15 the question asks:.
"what proves that jehovahs witnesses have fulfilled jesus' prophecy with regard to the scope of the work?".
Am i reading this right...? The preaching work is done??
It was done (Stick a Fork in it) a long time ago..
Over 130 years of preaching and 99.9999999% of the outside world..
Still have No Idea what WBT$ / JWs believe..
Worse..
Most JWs have No Idea what They Believe..
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Blood......................Over Lapping..
Fractions.................Generations.........Tight Pants..
interesting (internet) finding ... after all the bunker videos on the 2016 rc.. this master thesis tries to comprehend the concept of loyalty within the jehovah’s witnesses movement.
what does ‘loyalty’ mean to jehovah’s witnesses?
https://openaccess.leidenuniv.nl/bitstream/handle/1887/32029/loyal%20to%20jehovah's%20good%20news%20-%20susanne%20kuipers.pdf.
2014 master thesis about JWs LOYALITY
JWs Loyalty to Friends and Family..
so real quick, i know this comes up now and then and i've looked over some of the posts from the past but here's the thing.. when i was a jw i drank all the cool aid, i was 100% and so i have all my own arguments (from the jw's) for why the bible is inspired.
i no longer believe this but i'd really like to read something that is pretty much 100% academic on this subject.
i want to read what scholars have to say about the authenticity of the bible and it's claim at being the inspired word of god.
Is the Bible God's word? Help please..
Of course it is..
All the stories are true as well,including the Flood and Noah`s Ark..
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Noah had a Wife named Joan..
Joan was a Good Swimmer...But.. Always wore Armour..
One day during the Flood..
Joan fell over board into the water and drowned,because of the friggin Armour..
We still have pictures of Noah's Wife to this Very Day..
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JOAN of ARK.......(Noahs Ark!)
does anyone know of any good scriptures or reference articles that i can show an elder to hopefully have him stop intervening in a family issue?
i already told him that i am the head of the house and that they're usurping my headship but they didn't seem to get the message.
Does anyone know of any good scriptures or reference articles that I can show an elder to hopefully have him stop intervening in a family issue?
My favorite Book in the Bible For a Problem like that is..
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The Book of BaseBall Bat..
Chapter 1..Verse 1..
https://www.blogger.com/blogin.g?blogspoturl=https://marvinshilmer.blogspot.com/2013/07/complete-donation-what-happened.html.
Is Marvin now just a puddle of goo?.....Nathan Natas
and it is still ongoing ?.
obviously sparked off by the 2 afro american citizens gunned down by police officers these past few days.?.
when is this sort of violence going to end ?.
Many US police are simply not professional enough. I'm amazed how fat some of them are - heck, they probably shoot people because it's easier than running......Simon
I was watching CNN..
Those exact thoughts ran through my mind..
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as portrayed in the convention videos this year about sergei (the fictional jw character in cold-war-era ussr), the jw leaders expect loyalty, even enduring imprisonment and/or death.
in one scene sergei was offered an early release from prison if he would sign a statement renouncing his religion.
well he refused and spent 5 years in prison as a result.
I Lied My Ass Off!....FOR JEHOVAH!!..
This is presented as a joke, but I'm virtually certain this is EXACTLY what he was thinking as he did it......sir82
Some of the Funniest Shit is Absolutely True..
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Geoffrey Jackson was Lying and he Knew It!..
The Reason Jackson Lied was to Protect the WBT$ / Jehovah..
IN WATCHTOWER WORLD..
Using Theocratic Warfare Strategy / WBT$ Approved Lying..
Makes Geoffrey Jackson a WBT$ /JW Hero!..
as portrayed in the convention videos this year about sergei (the fictional jw character in cold-war-era ussr), the jw leaders expect loyalty, even enduring imprisonment and/or death.
in one scene sergei was offered an early release from prison if he would sign a statement renouncing his religion.
well he refused and spent 5 years in prison as a result.
Did Geoffrey Jackson indirectly reject his faith by refusing to stand up for his beliefs when questioned? Did he deny his faith and thus his God?
Absolutely Not!!..
WBT$ GB "Rock Star" Pope Geoffrey Jackson..
Engaged in "Theocratic Warfare Strategy / WBT$ Approved Lying"..
He did an Awesome Job!!..
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I Lied My Ass Off!....FOR JEHOVAH!!..
Stupid ARC.....Real Dumb Asses!.....LOL!!..
