how to get rid of jehovah witnesses .
--when you open the door and there's one there saying, "hello, i'm.
collecting for the jehovah's witnesses...", interrupt them and say,.
you guys are all stupid...everyone knows the
best way to get rid of a witness........this
only works if you are a girl though (and good looking)
when a witness Bro. comes to your door you should answer in
a bathrobe...invite the brother to come in alone ...sit him
on your couch..proceed to disrobe and unzip his pants...and
go to work...it is especially helpful if you have a lesbian
partner to help out...i suggest you all try this method..
now excuse me as i get my service bag ready
i was driving down the street the other day and seen a sign for a store the sign read.. "kocks liquor" .
i immediately had visions rolling about my head.
talk about roflmao.
BUNNY RANCH CLOSED...(a nevada brothel)
BEAT IT!!!
hello everyone, i was wondering how those of you who are so angry .
deal with your anger?
i at times am consumed with anger at the wts, and to those who will tell me to just move on, well i did move on but its not so easy to totally dismiss everything when you still have family there.
ANGER IS AN ENERGY
-----------Public Image Limited
ANGER IS A GIFT
------------Rage Against the Machine
a friend and i have come across a quantity of crisis of conscience in like-new condition, both english and italian editions.
we're in a quandary as to how to make best use of them.
we were thinking of donating them to the libraries or to perhaps cut a deal wth a local christian book store.
send it to me cuz i am to cheap to buy one
just wondered if anyone had any idea how much it costs to produce any of the jw videos?.
.
free
nothing.....all work is done by volunteers
hello to all today:.
just reading in the book of isaiah 55-....and came across chapter 58. .
wow!
gday ozzie,
I took your information to heart and approached a co-worker with the
scripture.....now this person knows i am a dub, but i hardly ever speak to the person of my beliefs, for I am know there is a time and a place for everything. I showed them the scripture and asked them what their view on it was. They reasoned as I did. What then may I ask you would the purpose of Paul putting this instruction down to the Congergation other than to follow it? Christians were not instructed to stone but to "quit mixing" with those in the congergation.
by the way ...note to all...if you want a response from me, stop writing in cryptic b.s. with an annoying tone : )..m
hello to all today:.
just reading in the book of isaiah 55-....and came across chapter 58. .
wow!
gday ozzie,
JW's use the scriptures found in 1 Corinthians 5: 5,9-11
2 John 8-11, 2 Peter 2 21-22,
as a basis for disfellowshipping.
As I stated earlier, it was a practice in Israel to remove those,
be it with death or from the city, those practioners of badness.
It should then come as no surprise that this practice was carried
over to the Christian congergation. As I stated earlier, we know
that we are not under the law anymore. God would likely want to keep his congergation clean as he tried with the nation of Israel
i was watching tv last night and on tvland (a cable channel that shows older tv shows from the 50's onward) they had some drama about this little boy who gets edison's disease.. his mom is in a cult called satan fighters.
now here's an interesting beleif system, is it based on a real cult?.
they beleive when someone gets deathly ill, they are 'angel possesed' and that the angel is possessing the poor person to take him to heaven.
After that was over I watched a facinating show entitled 'Wet Tight Tina and her playpals III: How low can YOU go?'
i could go 5 minutes by myself watching that movie
but are we counting the time spent rewinding so you could
time it perfectly for just the right angle??
i've been interested in the discussion on the 'for those of us who believe in god' thread and aguest wrote this:.
"we have been misled into understand what 'faith' really is.".
if we have all been misled, then can someone explain what exactly faith really is?
Faith is believing in something you
know doesnt exist"
twain
hello to all today:.
just reading in the book of isaiah 55-....and came across chapter 58. .
wow!
JW's do not continue to uphold the law.
Instead they look to it as an indication of how Jehovah feels about things. Many people will say that df'ing is unloving and crude. The org will say that this has precedent in the Greek Scriptures. To the extent that it is practiced JW's will point to the Hebrew Scriptures. Should JW's stone those who sin. Obviously not. Yet those who claim that df'ing is unloving fail to rememeber that the God they worship also stoned sinners. How many of you hear would like to face the same consequences the isrealites faced for apostacy?....Remember..it is the same God ..like it or not
