If you think prayer is an effective treatment for depression, you might be a JW.
If a Winnebago is the last thing you think of when someone says "RV," you might be a JW.
If you owned more than 5 briefcases before the age of 18, you might be a JW.
If stocking up on brochures was part of your "back-to-school" routine, you might be a JW.