Bile and Trash Society - I like that one!
PUNK - THINK OF SOME MORE! I suck at this kind of thing.
Make some new Watchtower covers too. They are well funny!
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Parodying Theocratic words!
by TimothyT inmany posts here often include parodies of theocratic words.
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borganisation - organisation!.
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Is there anyone sick among YOU? Let him call the older men!
by TimothyT ini was reading the letter of james before and i came across a verse which a brother on my judicial comittee shown me:.
14 is there anyone sickamong you?
let him call the older men of the congregation to [him], and let them pray over him, greasing [him] with oil in the name of jehovah.
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"That he refers to spiritual sickness is indicated by his statements: “Let him call the older men of the congregation,” not doctors"
So I take it then that Jesus was a doctor, because he healed the sick! Lol!
They have some crazy ideas dont they the JWs!
Timmy xxx
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Sorry. Pressed the post button by accident.
Heres the real post:
Timmy xxx
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Is there anyone sick among YOU? Let him call the older men!
by TimothyT ini was reading the letter of james before and i came across a verse which a brother on my judicial comittee shown me:.
14 is there anyone sickamong you?
let him call the older men of the congregation to [him], and let them pray over him, greasing [him] with oil in the name of jehovah.
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I was reading the letter of James before and I came across a verse which a brother on my judicial comittee shown me:
14 Is there anyone sickamong YOU? Let him call the older men of the congregation to [him], and let them pray over him, greasing [him] with oil in the name of Jehovah. 15 And the prayer of faith will make the indisposed one well, and Jehovah will raise him up. Also, if he has committed sins, it will be forgiven him. (James 5:14-15)
What does this word 'sick' mean? Here is the Watchtower definition:
The older men, or elders, are called upon to respond to the needs of the flock. How? Not by merely hearing a confession. Rather, since spiritual sickness is involved, something needs to be done in order to “make the indisposed one well.” (The Watchtower 2010, 9/1, p.24)
Who said anything about spiritual sickness? According to Strong's, the original word used is 'Astheneo', refers solely to physical sickness, such as leprosy. It was those prayers from the elders in the first century, just like Jesus performed in the gospels, that allowed them to heal such sicknesses. It had nothing to do with spiritualy, hence we have another scritpure that has been taken out of context and twisted to fit the needs of the WTS.
Timmy x
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Parodying Theocratic words!
by TimothyT inmany posts here often include parodies of theocratic words.
below are some examples:.
borganisation - organisation!.
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While we are on parodying words... Punky... I think these are hilarious magazine parodies too. Lol
http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/17962/Some-Familiar-Publications-given-the-paint-job
Timmy xxx
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Happily living life after the JWs. I didnt know it was possible.
by TimothyT inits the most perculiar thing.
i recall when i was in, i used to wonder how those disfellowshipped could live with themselves and thought that they must be the saddest and most depressed people on this earth.. how wrong i was.
now that im one of this disfellowshipped ones my life has improved dramaticaly and im happier than i ever was.
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Lol... im not going into detail... but this has nothing to do with gay sex. Lol. I have never had gay sex (assuming that i know what you are refering to) and i dont think i ever will. HAHA!
It feels fabulous to be loved and to be cared for by a person you know you can love and care for back. I NEVER got this within the JWs. Their love is usualy ALWAYS conditional which both sucks and blows!
I do agree though that now, i can do many things and no one can say a DAMN word. It feels good! :D
Timmy xxx
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As A JW Were You Generally Feeling Guilty Over One Thing Or Another?
by minimus ini believe the witnesses keep people in the cult by means of using guilt as a tool.
it seems people who leave the religion tend to stop using meds and anti-depressants.
exjws seem more content and less filled with worry and guilt.. what do you think?.
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Yes! This was it for me. I was so upset with who i was because the organisation told me that im sick in Jehovahs eyes. When i left, i started to feel good and happy.
Best anti-depressant - Leave the organisation that is making you feel depressed. Simple!
Timmy xxx
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Parodying Theocratic words!
by TimothyT inmany posts here often include parodies of theocratic words.
below are some examples:.
borganisation - organisation!.
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I love circus overseer!
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Parodying Theocratic words!
by TimothyT inmany posts here often include parodies of theocratic words.
below are some examples:.
borganisation - organisation!.
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In another thread, Punkofnice wrote:
Revelation - Its grand climax at hand Ejaculation - climax in your hand
HAHA!!!