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  Southern Hospitality PG

  by waiting in

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  that, we would kick their ass.

  kick your ass.

  out of here, or we'll kick your ass.

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  Hey Waiting,

  Do you know why it takes three southerners to hunt rabbit? Two to stop traffic and one to scrape the rabbit off the road.

  A southern boy, after the familiy moved up north, asked his mother why he was the tallest boy in the third grade. He asked, "is it because dad is so tall?" She said "no, it's because your're 17 years old."

  Two southerners were driving down the road and the driver told his friend that he didn't think his turn signals were working, so he pulled off to the side of the road and asked his friend to get out, go up in front of the car, which he did. The driver put on the turn signals and yelled to his friend, "are they working?" His friend answered back, "yes they are, no they're not, yes they are, no they're not."
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  Woman Joke

  by Frenchy in

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  this one was sent to me by my other daughter.

  > in the hospital the relatives gathered in the.

  > waiting room, where their family member lay.

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  Patricia,

  I think humor and music are two of life's greatest blessings. They are both enjoyable and theraputic. Both men and women have their foilables and it does'n hurt to poke fun at ourselves and each other, but if some of them are offensive to you, just enjoy the good ones and ignore the rest. We ain't be meanin no harm here. Y'all come ya here.
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  News

  by larc in

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  i've really enjoyed the conversations about music, poetry, movies, books and short storys.

  i thought it would be interesting to read about little known news from around the world, so i'll start with some from the tiny dot where i live on this ball of mud we call earth.. i just read in the paper this morning that the people of port clinton, ohio are celebrating new years by dropping a 500 pound fiberglass walleye fish into lake erie.

  we people here in ohio have a certain panache.. the tornado in xenia, ohio this summer missed my daughter's house by a block and a half.

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  Waiting,

  I try to look on the bright side. I'd rather be where there is a direct hit and be vaporized, rather than be farther out and die slowly of radiation poisoning.

  My cheerful thought for the day.
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  News

  by larc in

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  i've really enjoyed the conversations about music, poetry, movies, books and short storys.

  i thought it would be interesting to read about little known news from around the world, so i'll start with some from the tiny dot where i live on this ball of mud we call earth.. i just read in the paper this morning that the people of port clinton, ohio are celebrating new years by dropping a 500 pound fiberglass walleye fish into lake erie.

  we people here in ohio have a certain panache.. the tornado in xenia, ohio this summer missed my daughter's house by a block and a half.

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  Mommy,

  You should move to Oakwood, a towm where I live that borders Dayton. OH. In Dayton, you put garbage at the curb once a week. In Oakwood, they come up your driveway and pick it up by the side of your house. We have snow here, but the city cleans the side walks, we don't have to.
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  Hey Simon

  by Seven in

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  look!!

  over 10,000 posts.. great place to meet and exchange ideas.

  thanks for a job well done.. seven

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  No mommie, Larc is not JAVA. Larc, JAVA, and Zazu are the trinity. Actually, Java is a good friend of mine. Zazu and I visited him and his wife last weekend.
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  News

  by larc in

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  i've really enjoyed the conversations about music, poetry, movies, books and short storys.

  i thought it would be interesting to read about little known news from around the world, so i'll start with some from the tiny dot where i live on this ball of mud we call earth.. i just read in the paper this morning that the people of port clinton, ohio are celebrating new years by dropping a 500 pound fiberglass walleye fish into lake erie.

  we people here in ohio have a certain panache.. the tornado in xenia, ohio this summer missed my daughter's house by a block and a half.

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  Waiting,

  You mentioned the potential for nuclear attack on SC. Dayton, Ohio would probably take a direct hit. Wright Patterson Air Force Base is the logistics command center for the entire air force. BTW, when there are hurricane warnings in the south, the air force flies their planes up to Dayton to get them out of harms way. We are on the flight path and can hear the increased activity.
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  Hey Simon

  by Seven in

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  look!!

  over 10,000 posts.. great place to meet and exchange ideas.

  thanks for a job well done.. seven

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  RHW,

  As I said once before, "Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks."
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  News

  by larc in

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  i've really enjoyed the conversations about music, poetry, movies, books and short storys.

  i thought it would be interesting to read about little known news from around the world, so i'll start with some from the tiny dot where i live on this ball of mud we call earth.. i just read in the paper this morning that the people of port clinton, ohio are celebrating new years by dropping a 500 pound fiberglass walleye fish into lake erie.

  we people here in ohio have a certain panache.. the tornado in xenia, ohio this summer missed my daughter's house by a block and a half.

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  Hey Waiting,

  I wish you would tell me something nice about your state. I used to like it down there. Now, I don't know what to think and Zazu is not around right now to tell me what to think.

  By the way, Michigan, where I spent much of my time for the last 15 years, has more chemical dump cites per square mile than any other state.

  If I was a Michigander (what we were called) did that make Zazu a Michigoose?? Inquiring minds want to know.
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  Starting a joke thread - c'mon, join in!

  by waiting in

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  henry and jane were much in love with each other, despite many differences, including their religions.

  jane was a devout christian, henry believed strongly in reincarnation.

  but the husband & wife both agreed on one thing - if either of them died - the other was to go to a spirit medium within one week so that their spirits could commune and assure the surviving spouse of their mutual love.. henry died tragically.

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  The newspaper man asked,"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
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  Hey Simon

  by Seven in

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  look!!

  over 10,000 posts.. great place to meet and exchange ideas.

  thanks for a job well done.. seven

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  JAVA,

  Thank you for your support. The women here gang up on me all the time, and I don't understand. You correctly pointed out all my virtues, and you know how proudly humble I am. Now, don't be to hard on Zazu. Besides getting the clothes done everyday at the Miami River, she's thinking of taking up Avon pioneering in her spare time. She's very religious you know.