MeanMrMustard

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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

  1. watchtower
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  original reddit post (removed).

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  MeanMrMustard

  Four more posts and we have page 500! We can do it!
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  Who’s gonna mow your grass

  by solomon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xixc6aqrozq.

  what most jehovah’s witnesses don’t realize about their version of the new system is who’s gonna mow the grass?.

  after the system is destroyed who’s gonna make that nail your pounding with a hammer?

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  All lawn mowers will run on lion farts. I'm fairly certain that was in Proverbs.
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  Useless Majors

  by Sea Breeze in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was passing through a very liberal college town recently during rush hour.

  so, i decided to stop for some refreshment at a fine-looking establishment and wait for traffic to die down.

  a young waitress waited on me who probably could have been stevie nicks twin when she was young.

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  MeanMrMustard

  Anything that ends in "studies" is likely not worth the cost of college.
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  Who’s gonna mow your grass

  by solomon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xixc6aqrozq.

  what most jehovah’s witnesses don’t realize about their version of the new system is who’s gonna mow the grass?.

  after the system is destroyed who’s gonna make that nail your pounding with a hammer?

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  MeanMrMustard

  @SeaBreeze:

  Pfft haha... also *barf*.

  Wonder where they got the paper and ink to print the New World WT?
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  Did Jesus have a Y chromosome?

  by Fisherman in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  even in jesus’s day, humans had chromosomes.

  and so did jesus —because he was human.

  so let’s say jesus took a dna test, his mitochondrial dna would go back to eve but interestingly jc also would inherit dna from sinful adam on his mother’s side because his mother mary passed on to jc dna from both adam and eve.

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  MeanMrMustard

  If you are playing checkers or commenting on a match, you should know or learn the rules. —Not be critical about them.

  If you have 10 chocolate bars, you shouldn't eat them all at once, lest it give you a stomach ache.
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  Did Jesus have a Y chromosome?

  by Fisherman in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  even in jesus’s day, humans had chromosomes.

  and so did jesus —because he was human.

  so let’s say jesus took a dna test, his mitochondrial dna would go back to eve but interestingly jc also would inherit dna from sinful adam on his mother’s side because his mother mary passed on to jc dna from both adam and eve.

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  MeanMrMustard

  Not only in prophecy ...

  Where? What are the words used?
  
  

  ...but also not sure if ransom would apply from someone unrelated to humanity.

  Why? Seems to me it's not necessary at all.
  
  

  Although Jesus was human he would not be related to other humans who are all children of Eve. —As if God had created another Eve and used Mary as a “surrogate” mother.

  Yeah, so?
  
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  Did Jesus have a Y chromosome?

  by Fisherman in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  even in jesus’s day, humans had chromosomes.

  and so did jesus —because he was human.

  so let’s say jesus took a dna test, his mitochondrial dna would go back to eve but interestingly jc also would inherit dna from sinful adam on his mother’s side because his mother mary passed on to jc dna from both adam and eve.

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  Seems like a lot of over-thinking going on. Why does Jesus have to contain anyone's DNA? When Mary "became pregnant" why does that imply God used her egg? I mean, it is a miraculous story....
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  original reddit post (removed).

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  MeanMrMustard

  Since this thread is on page 6982558, I thought it would be nice to remind everyone that the Lloydster created a video admitting to everything Kim has said, leaving the ever deepening mystery: what exactly did she lie about again?
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  Bring on the YOUNG elders

  by enoughisenough in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there seems to be a push to fast track the younger men to become elders.

  beings jesus was 30 when he took up his ministry, i would think that would sort of be an age gauge...the older men were to have their children in subjection, so some were old enough to have children that were old enough to want to rebel.

  ( that's my slant ) how will the ones who have been jw for years respond to being counseled by those younger than some of their grandchildren?

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  That's definitely what the organization needs: young socially awkward men, thinking they know the objective, absolute truth, given massive amounts of authority.
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  Zoomers be like...

  by MeanMrMustard in

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