Posts by KingDavidwasframed

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The Latest Parody of JWs on Youtube (you'll all LOVE this)...

by Tuesday in

jw
friends

hey there everyone, so this is a jw parody in the vein of the hitler flipping out about things that's all the rage on youtube.

i think it's really clever and alot of the youtube apostates are already thinking it's one of the better parodies on youtube.

check it out though, i'm sure everyone will laugh.

KingDavidwasframed

ATJ - I thought that line was the best too. Hillarious!

What was the reference to chain smoking bald guy? I didn't get that one.

Also, anyone know what happened to Watchtower Comments and V?

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The Latest Parody of JWs on Youtube (you'll all LOVE this)...

by Tuesday in

jw
friends

hey there everyone, so this is a jw parody in the vein of the hitler flipping out about things that's all the rage on youtube.

i think it's really clever and alot of the youtube apostates are already thinking it's one of the better parodies on youtube.

check it out though, i'm sure everyone will laugh.

KingDavidwasframed

Whatever happened to V and the Watchtower Comments?

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New member Let me intro myself

by God Chick in

hello all you scary apostates.

ill try to be brief, prob could do a whole topic on each point.. i was born a jw, one of 7 kids.

my mum ruled house with iron fist (whole story just there) we were the perfect jw family, never missed fs or meetings all baptised at magic age of 14, all pioneered.

Rock Opera! Got a Favorite?

by cameo-d in

jw
friends

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vglkxd-boy&feature=related.

KingDavidwasframed

Anything by Meatloaf - He ROCKS!!!! \nn/(*-*)\nn/ Headbanger

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Sex before marriage

by spawn in

is it such a bad thing to have sex before marriage?.

should you "try before you buy"?.

KingDavidwasframed

Just remember!! Its not pre-marital sex if you never plan on getting married

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Is Smoking Pot Harmful?

by minimus in

jw
friends

do you think it's bad?

is it no different than alcohol?

a little in moderation is ok?.

KingDavidwasframed

OK True story: I smoked a few times back in high school and figured (as a good little dub boy back then would) that I could get the same effects off of beer and not piss off my parents if caught.

Fast forward to earlier last year, I was dating a woman who liked to have a toke and than get nasty sex wise. So I started to partake once more. The only side effects I have had is #1) my back pain is non-existent and 2), I get hard every time I hit the chronic now. Now I do not know if the second side effect/blessing can be attributed to the THC or my former lady friends Pavlovian technique, but I have to say - I am good with it. So what if I forget what I was going to do for the next half hour, my little King David sure will point me in the right direction LOL

Also, my one friend has this cool bong that triple filters the smoke through water and has a chamber for ice cubes. So essentially, all the sticky and dirty crap is removed and the smoke is cool as it goes down your throat. I have never tried a vaporizer yet, but if I do and it gives me the same side effects/blessings - cool.

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very effective.....the Stress and Vomit Diet..........

by oompa in

jw
friends

so oompa has lost 15 pounds the last three months....i kinda wanted to...but it is really easy on this diet....for many reasons....leaving wife...going through settlement (arrrggghhh)....pending divorce.....pending totally losing jw parents and son, and of course already lost all my lifelong jw friends....and then of course there is secret trouble aplenty which most of you could prob guesswhat oompa is involved in......... so anyway...i have always carried stress in my tummy...as in kinda nervous stomach.....so i also lost most of my appetite...and then the great part is when i do eat...a lot of times i lose it about ten minutes later anyway!!!

!..........very effective way to lose weight.....and i know i am not the only one like this....but all i need is about another three weeks of this hell and i will be at my high school weight!!!!!...............oompa.

see theres always a brite side!!!

KingDavidwasframed

Oompa - pm sent

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1927 Time Magazine article on Judge Rutherdord

by donny in

interesting article from time in 1937.. http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,730814,00.html.

religion: judge rutherfordmonday, aug. 01, 1927.

"through the gracious providence of jehovah," the voice of judge joseph frederick rutherford, president, the international bible students' association, boomed from toronto last week to pass out from 53 separate radio broadcasting stations.