satan asked to be my Facebook friend yesterday. when i declined, he texted me and said: oh cmon, is it really so that you cant be on facebook? i started thinking about it, and lo! facebook was good to behold! so i let him join my friends.
looks like the gibbering boobies are right. facebook really IS demonic!
but it's okay ... satan likes to play farkle .. and i do too .. but that pointy headed bastard has beaten me 3 out of 5 times now ...
ps: charles taze russel would've been a fan of the freemasons (if he had a facebook)