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  Questions for JW lurkers

  by punkofnice in

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  which parts of the publications are the innacurate words of 'just imperfect men', and which parts are the inerrant words from the mouthpiece of jehovah on earth?.

  how can you trust that you are being given correct information?

  the governing body.

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  Finkelstein, thank you for that list. I'm-a copying it now. Might come in handy.
  
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  We Had My Mom's Memorial Talk Today

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  most everyone was very nice.

  i did get a couple of we miss you soooo much and an elder that said he might drop by someday to say hello when he gets a chance....i'm already prepared for him if he should show up.. over all, it got finished and i'm going to bed..

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  I am glad you were able to get through it and that everyone was nice. There are always those who feel the need to witness. Sheesh.

  At my Mom's memorial, I put together some picture boards of her over the years. Everyone loved them! Yes, I was surreptitiously trying to nullify the crap talk about the Borg as much as I could by having a lovely visual presentation of my wonderful Mom. Many who were there (from the Borg) didn't really know her because my Dad had moved away from their congregation to another area. But some family were able to make it and that was nice.
  
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  Proof that the lingiusts are lying about words used in the bible IE: Shaddai, Angels, Elohim, Yhwh?

  by Crazyguy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  in 1967 an archeologist found at tell el-deir alla an inscription that they called the book of balaam son of beor.

  this looks to be about the same balaam that's talked about in the bible book of numbers.

  remember the guy where his donkey is talking to him.

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  Remember the guy where his donkey is talking to him.

  Uh huh. Just walk away. Meds are needed here.
  
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  Far fewer references to lesbians

  by Doug Mason in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i notice that while a search of the wt library reveals many references to homosexuals, there are few references to lesbians.. does the wts include women when it uses the term homosexual?.

  when discussing masturbation, does it mention both sexes?.

  i am asking out of pure ignorance, seeking clarification.. my only comment is that religion of every shade has difficulty with the subject of sexual activity, as if it were something that is not part of nature.. doug.

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  LOL @ Millie. Hey, at least we women don't lay an egg or more a day like a chicken. Could you imagine?!
  
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  No longer qualifies to share in the ministry?

  by StephaneLaliberte in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i heard that co's were provided with a talk outline in which people who dress and act too "gay" could eventually "no longer qualify to share in the ministry", should they not change the way they look!.

  has anyone else ever heard of any other reason for which someone would be disqualified from the ministry?.

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  Has anyone else ever heard of any other reason for which someone would be disqualified from the ministry?

  I don't know for sure, but I would highly suspect having an issue like dementia, Alzheimer's or Tourettes Syndrome might disqualify you. My Father has dementia - he has no idea what they are talking about anymore and no longer remembers the religion. He cannot string together a complete sentence. His choice of words makes no sense now. And sometimes he takes his clothes off or pours his soup at lunch into his shoe.
  
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  Far fewer references to lesbians

  by Doug Mason in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i notice that while a search of the wt library reveals many references to homosexuals, there are few references to lesbians.. does the wts include women when it uses the term homosexual?.

  when discussing masturbation, does it mention both sexes?.

  i am asking out of pure ignorance, seeking clarification.. my only comment is that religion of every shade has difficulty with the subject of sexual activity, as if it were something that is not part of nature.. doug.

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  Queen Victoria, who asked "But what do they do in bed ?",

  Well, that's probably a big indication that Queen Victoria never had her clitoris stimulated. What a sad thing.
  
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  Today's watchtower: obey us, no matter what

  by Tornintwo in

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  2. bible

  today's watchtower:.

  obey us, obey us even when it seems strange, obeying our man made hierarchy equates to obeying god, sacrifice your own interests, work for us, don't be independent, put your own interests aside, obey some more, preach for us, build for us, enjoy it, obey some more, forgive when we are jerks to you and mistreat you, accept your changed assignment even if it seems cruel and doesn't make sense, don't complain if we move you (eg.

  ) because you might have to move in the new world, remember you are being trained to obey, remember to put your own interests aside, that's the way we are designed to live - it will only make you happy!

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  When you adopt someone else's life plan instead of creating your own, you will never be happy. And if you are never happy, illness and other bad things will follow.
  
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  It takes a village

  by oppostate in

  1. social
  2. humour

  had to share.

  kudos to the photoshop artist!

  well done and very, ehem, insightful : - ))).

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  Look at all those tight pants!
  
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  The Bible can help JWs to stop judging homosexuals. Try this method.

  by DATA-DOG in

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  2. beliefs

  i ask, "did god cause evil?

  god did it!

  whether they answer with #1 or #2, you've got them.

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  DD, I asked my parents if they believe God to be the Creator of all things, why would he create homosexuality if he hates it so?

  They had no answer but were clearly pissed off with my question.

  Edited to add: BTW, the Bible does say God created evil in Isaiah 45:7.
  
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  Pagan Origins

  by Illuminated in

  1. social
  2. current

  why are jw's not allowed to do certain things because they have "pagan origins", yet the very same roof over their head and the the food they place into their mouth is purchased through money with pagan origins on it?

  pagan symbolism is all over money.

  so if the wt leaders are so against paganism, why are they insisting "jehovah's" earthly organization needs pagan money to sustain itself, yet disfellowshipping members if they cross the line into paganism?.

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  Heaven

  Illuminated, you may find this interesting:
  

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/186405/merry-pantsmas-everyone

  There are quite a number of threads on this forum on the Pagan subject as well.