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  What JW.ORG might look like if a Bethelite went rogue - (if only this would really happen.)

  by cappytan in

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  If you're serious, I highly suggest you enlist the services of Processor. The man is genius when it comes to writing great articles that are hilarious using Botchtower's style.
  
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  Regional Convention in Scotland

  by The Searcher in

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  walking towards my seat after lunch, i made eye-contact with a j.w.

  male walking towards me.

  as we were passing, he smiled and said 'hello', so i replied with, 'hello'.. well, if a member of the g.b.

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  Beth Sarim said: might say after sitting through this 3-day assembly, I will say that this was probably the most thought-controlling, thought-inducing, manipulative assemblies of all time. Seems like they are really tightening the leg irons.

  And I bet the JWs there thought it was the best one yet! ;0)
  
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  Yahweh's wonderful creation

  by fulltimestudent in

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  when i thought of myself as a christian witness of yahweh attempting to be a footstep follower of jesus, psalm 104 was one of my favourites.

  if i was ever in some wonderful scenic area, psalm 104 would jump into my mind, and i'd start to praise yahweh and jesus.. but if something horrible came to mind as in the following video, i'd always think of the favourite christian escape clause, it's all because of adam's sin.

  but any connection between natural animal savagery and adam's sin is never logically made in the bible.. interestingly, the supposedly inspired psalm 104 (nwt-the grey one i guess) itself says that:.

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  Another of Yahweh's awesome creations: Invasive species - Giant Hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is a perennial plant and a member of the carrot family. It is a garden ornamental from southwest Asia that is naturalizing in North America and becoming more common in southern and central Ontario. Giant Hogweed has the potential to spread readily and grows along roadsides, ditches and streams. It invades old fields and native habitats such as open woodlands.

  The clear watery sap of Giant hogweed contains toxins that can cause severe dermatitis (inflammation of the skin). You can get severe burns if you get the sap on your skin and the skin is then exposed to sunlight. Symptoms occur within 48 hours and consist of painful blisters. Purplish scars may form that last for many years. Eye contact with the sap has been reported (in the media and by various web sites) to cause temporary or permanent blindness. However, evidence of permanent blindness linked to exposure to Giant hogweed cannot be substantiated by any existing research. Coming in contact with Cow parsnip and Wild parsnip can cause similar reactions.
  

  
  
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  If you could ask Geoffrey Jackson one question that he had to answer what would it be?

  by jwleaks in

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  what question would you ask geoffrey jackson, as a member of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses, to answer?

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  DD said: Splash,

  Don't forget the latest clip of the GB (Tomo???) saying that worldly opposers are lying about JWs dying from refusing medical care.

  The lying sacks of shit are the Borg.

  
  

  My cousin was in a very bad car accident and required a blood transfusion. She refused the transfusion and died. She was a JW and left behind a husband and 3 children.

  
  
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  If you could ask Geoffrey Jackson one question that he had to answer what would it be?

  by jwleaks in

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  what question would you ask geoffrey jackson, as a member of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses, to answer?

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  What is the definition of soon?
  
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  Will his holiness Jehovha Jackson appear before the ARC?

  by punkofnice in

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  yes or no.......what say you?.

  i'll start - no!.

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  his holiness Jehovha Jackson...

  LOL! Thanks for the laugh this morning punky! I really don't know if he'll show or not. I am hoping so... it would be good for dubs to see how slippery/slimey this dude is on the stand.
  
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  How are Pro-JW sites handling the RC situation ???

  by RubaDub in

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  sorry as this topic may have been covered many times but any thoughts or links to other topics on how the pro-jw websites are commenting on this.. rub a dub.

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  As I said to my Father a few years back, even one pedophile in all the Jehovah's Witnesses says that this is not God's organization. He couldn't argue that. I think a lotta dubs are gonna be wondering this too.
  
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  I now hate being called 'sister'

  by purrpurr in

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  since waking up i find i am bridling at being called 'sister'.

  but it feels like an identity that is being forced on me.. i feel like shouting "i have a name you know!".

  it is just me or does anyone else recognise this?.

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  I prefer the term Sista. It's more gangsta soundin' and all.
  
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  JW.ORG on “uncleanness” that displeases God

  by opusdei1972 in

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  i have been recently reading in jw.org the following absurdities on their black and white world: .

  do jehovahs witnesses have rules about dating?......christians who want to marry are commanded to choose only a fellow believer.

  (1 corinthians 7:39) jehovahs witnesses view this command as referring not merely to a person who respects our beliefs but to one who shares and practices those beliefs as a baptized witness.

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  Christians who want to marry are commanded to choose only a fellow believer.

  This is what the Amish, Mennonites, and Hutterites do. All of these groups have genetic issues now as their gene pool is too narrow.

  If you're having fun or sex then you aren't out in Field Serve-Us or in an indoctrination session. This is counter productive to the Borg's agenda. Sex can lead to children, which also takes you away from working free for the Borg.
  

  
  
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  Direction the elders rarely follow.

  by notoneoftheboys in

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  here is a quote from a w/t article a few years ago.

  in all the 8 kh i attended [work locations changed] not one body of elders followed this direction, so if they are not minding the sheep who is?

  it galls me that they will quickly act if you grow a beard, or voice an opinion, or ask a question, but when your family fall foul of abuse where are the elders then?.

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  First of all, you have to look at what education and training the elders receive regarding the responsibilities of looking after 'their flock'. From what I can tell, it's bupkiss. I certainly don't consider the Bible a legitimate or valid source. I don't this the Royal Commission does either.
  

  smiddy said: Those elders were absolutely pathetic , they went overboard about how they felt for the poor girl ,sickened ,disgusted by what she went through , yet they never did anything on a positive note to help her.

  smiddy, is bang on. This speaks volumes about the Borg. Words are hollow, useless, vacuous, meaningless unless actual actions occur to back up them up.

  During my marriage, I asked my husband (now my ex) the following question:

  "How are your actions and behaviours supportive of our marriage?" When he snarked back "Well they're not!" I knew my marriage was over.

  So ask youself the following question: "How are the actions and behaviours of the elders supportive of the congregation?"

  What is the word for when you say one thing and do another? Oh yeah, liar.