Bring_the_Light

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  Worst Rules

  by DoomVoyager in

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  what are the worst rules you've ever heard being dispensed from the platform?

  "christians do not dance to ymca, as it promotes homosexuality.

  "hairstyles that defy gravity also defy joe hoobie.

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  Sorry to interrupt with a theory. It quickly becomes clear that if they don't make up crazy rules, there isn't much to talk about. I mean seriously, "the truth'" isn't a complicated or long enough story to hear 5 times per week for 70 years. I was astonished that the public talk when I went back for the first time in 10 years was about how "Christians" shouldn't use ouija boards etc. I was actually kinda in the mindset to "hear" the actual supposed message from god to re-evaluate whether there was ANY role for religion in my life. Instead I heard how conjuring spirits is considered spiritism.... 30 mins later I wasn't so much glowing in the light of God, just the glow of my growing rage at how much of my life this BS stole from me..
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  When will Mickey Mouse get it on with Minny next

  by wha happened? in

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  any guesses?

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  I hope their married, because if they have the same last name "Mouse" and are just dating, one broken condom could mean a whole litter of deformed little mices. That wouldn't help the image of the happiest place on Earth. :)
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  Great Feedback!

  by Carmel in

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  years ago while living in israel i ordered crisis of conscious as i had been on the old h20 site prior to coming to jwd.

  after reading it i met a young man from las angeles who was from a jw family.

  he had left, gone to college and was a volunteer at the baha'i center where i was also serving.

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  Bring_the_Light

  Ya know, we really ought to set up mega-apostafest conventions so we can have people tell their aposta-neerin' stories. I wanna see a damn Drama about a young apostates trials and tribulation as they try to share the truth' with their JayDub classmates, enduring persecution, but remaining faithful to the truth, hehe. Bring it. Bring_the_Light
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  Great Feedback!

  by Carmel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  years ago while living in israel i ordered crisis of conscious as i had been on the old h20 site prior to coming to jwd.

  after reading it i met a young man from las angeles who was from a jw family.

  he had left, gone to college and was a volunteer at the baha'i center where i was also serving.

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  Bring_the_Light

  Ya know, we really ought to set up mega-apostafest conventions so we can have people tell their aposta-neerin' stories. I wanna see a damn Drama about a young apostates trials and tribulation as they try to share the truth' with their JayDub classmates, enduring persecution, but remaining faithful to the truth, hehe. Bring it. Bring_the_Light
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  Let's play - Spot The Jest (page 174 Rev climax)

  by 1914BS in

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  something does not make sense!.

  i'll be back in a day or so to see if anyone found it.

  jws won't be able to find it..

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  WAIT A DAGBLOONED Second!!! "the sacred secret" ain't it supposed to be "the good news". I seem to remember one of my braindead "worldly Christian" classmates saying the meaning of life was a "sacred secret". They have Christendom's Theology in their description of how Christendom is going to be destroyed. Am I right? I know it ain't supposed to be no f'n "secret"!!! (if it was a secret, why all the field circus?) Brighter and brighter. Bring_the_Light
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  Great Feedback!

  by Carmel in

  1. jw
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  years ago while living in israel i ordered crisis of conscious as i had been on the old h20 site prior to coming to jwd.

  after reading it i met a young man from las angeles who was from a jw family.

  he had left, gone to college and was a volunteer at the baha'i center where i was also serving.

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  You better send Mr. Franc his royalties. Err wait never mind I'm sure he wrote the book to store up treasures in heaven. That's one saved mofo by now. :) The light keeps getting brighter. Bring_the_Light
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  Let's play - Spot The Jest (page 174 Rev climax)

  by 1914BS in

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  something does not make sense!.

  i'll be back in a day or so to see if anyone found it.

  jws won't be able to find it..

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  ahh, doublethink. :) I'm reading 1984 right now, I better start over if I've already miissed my chance to make an allusion to it. :) Bring_the_Light
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  Do I ask

  by John Doe in

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  too many questions?

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  As stated elsewhere my only personal boundary on the forum is nobody should stick anything in or near my butt. If you don't do that you can ask as many questions as you like and I won't be offended. Bring_the_Light
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  Let's play - Spot The Jest (page 174 Rev climax)

  by 1914BS in

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  something does not make sense!.

  i'll be back in a day or so to see if anyone found it.

  jws won't be able to find it..

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  You're saying this like there is only 1 thing wrong on that page....
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  Judgemental, hypocritical bit*h!

  by Lady Zombie in

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  a friend of mine owns a small ceramics and gift shop.

  i guess a year or so ago, she bought up a ridiculous amount of small plushy toys, like beanie babies, webkinz, etc.. she had about 30 of them she had forgot about in a storeroom.

  she thought of putting them on the shelves but decided just to write them off.

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  Thanks ok, Beanie Babies carry demons better than Smurfs. She'll catch a demon soon'nuff.