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  anyone here from san antonio?

  by cheerios in

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  anyone here from san antonio?

  or the south texas area?

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  I know some JWs who used to live in San Antonio. Maybe you know em too.
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  Did you watch R rated movies when you were in it?

  by ldrnomo in

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  last night, i watched an r rated movie that featured violence.

  at least 30 people were shot in the first 45 min of the movie.. while i was in and an elder, i watched r rated movies all the time just didn't talk about it.

  so how many of you watched r rated movies even though "mother" said not to?.

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  Growing up a JW I did not. But as soon as I got out on my own I had a lot of movies to catch up on... and did! I remember one of my first rentals at that time being "Die Hard".
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  If you could have dinner with any historical person...(top 3 choices)

  by Ron1968 in

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  if you could have dinner with any athlete, scientist, president, artist, or religious figure what would be your top 3 choices?.

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  Teddy Roosevelt

  John Lennon

  Leonardo Da Vinci
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  If you could have dinner with any three FICTIONAL people, who would they be?

  by Mad Sweeney in

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  i'm still thinking about this one but right now i've got:.

  mr. nancy.

  the lady jessica atreides.

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  Batman

  Catwoman

  Zonker Harris
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  What Exactly Is Christ Supposed To Be Doing In Heaven Now According To The Watchtower?

  by minimus in

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  i understood that christ was "waiting".

  waiting for what?.

  so what's jesus christ doing right now?.

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  Oh he's terribly busy, minimus. But he does want to see the Royal Wedding before destroying the wicked.
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  What Exactly Is Christ Supposed To Be Doing In Heaven Now According To The Watchtower?

  by minimus in

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  i understood that christ was "waiting".

  waiting for what?.

  so what's jesus christ doing right now?.

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  He's busy directing the preaching work, don't you know? Waiting for Jehovah to say the word and "unleash hell".

  But mostly waiting.
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  Top ten ways to improve this year's Memorial

  by JimmyPage in

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  10. have the coboe greet everyone at the door dressed as the easter bunny.. 9. wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.. 8. bland unleavened bread replaced by hawaiian sweet rolls.. 7. memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "jesus christ superstar".. 6. kh library reserved to commemorate buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".. 5. no brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.. 4. inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the hall again.. 3. suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "jesus is my homeboy".. 2. raffle to win copy of "crisis of conscience" autographed by the governing body.. 1. guest appearance by jesus himself, but only in brooklyn.. .

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  Gonna be easier to find with the new Smurfs movie coming out soon.
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  Top ten ways to improve this year's Memorial

  by JimmyPage in

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  10. have the coboe greet everyone at the door dressed as the easter bunny.. 9. wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.. 8. bland unleavened bread replaced by hawaiian sweet rolls.. 7. memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "jesus christ superstar".. 6. kh library reserved to commemorate buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".. 5. no brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.. 4. inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the hall again.. 3. suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "jesus is my homeboy".. 2. raffle to win copy of "crisis of conscience" autographed by the governing body.. 1. guest appearance by jesus himself, but only in brooklyn.. .

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  LOL @ nugget and OTWO!
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  Top ten ways to improve this year's Memorial

  by JimmyPage in

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  10. have the coboe greet everyone at the door dressed as the easter bunny.. 9. wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.. 8. bland unleavened bread replaced by hawaiian sweet rolls.. 7. memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "jesus christ superstar".. 6. kh library reserved to commemorate buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".. 5. no brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.. 4. inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the hall again.. 3. suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "jesus is my homeboy".. 2. raffle to win copy of "crisis of conscience" autographed by the governing body.. 1. guest appearance by jesus himself, but only in brooklyn.. .

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  The Memorial as a drinking game... nice!
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  Top ten ways to improve this year's Memorial

  by JimmyPage in

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  10. have the coboe greet everyone at the door dressed as the easter bunny.. 9. wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.. 8. bland unleavened bread replaced by hawaiian sweet rolls.. 7. memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "jesus christ superstar".. 6. kh library reserved to commemorate buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".. 5. no brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.. 4. inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the hall again.. 3. suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "jesus is my homeboy".. 2. raffle to win copy of "crisis of conscience" autographed by the governing body.. 1. guest appearance by jesus himself, but only in brooklyn.. .

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  10. Have the COBOE greet everyone at the door dressed as the Easter Bunny.

  9. Wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.

  8. Bland unleavened bread replaced by Hawaiian sweet rolls.

  7. Memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "Jesus Christ Superstar".

  6. KH library reserved to commemorate Buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".

  5. No brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.

  4. Inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the Hall again.

  3. Suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "Jesus is my homeboy".

  2. Raffle to win copy of "Crisis of Conscience" autographed by the Governing Body.

  1. Guest appearance by Jesus himself, but only in Brooklyn.