I was hauled into the backroom to meet with the whole body of elders to address a situation that had occurred over me and another elder. I had, apparently, caused him to storm out of the hall at previous meeting but I knew I was on safe ground!
They wanted to know what it was all about so I told them to ask him, the vanishing elder ... I had done nothing.
He was forced to apologise to me - and everything was going well until they said, "Do you accept his apology Hotspur?" I said, "I can't, as I don't really know what he's apologising for". (I knew there was lots this guy was hiding but nobody could nail him). It took around 10 minutes of obfuscation before it came about that he told the body he thought I was going to hit him after he wouldn't answer a question I had. Now, I have to say that was I felt like doing but knew that wouldn't go well!
Eventually, he called me a slanderer. You'd think that would be the end of it until another elder said,
"Just accept his apology Hotspur. After all, Jesus was called a slanderer and blasphemer".
I took great delight in replying, "Not by his believers and Apostles though".
There was stunned silence until the, then, PO said (trying to address the whole 2 year problem), "Hotspur, do you ever consider you're running ahead of Jehovah?" My reply was, "Yes, I did think that, then I concluded it's not me. Have you ever considered you're lagging behind him?"
The pleasure was immense - the consquence of this simple truth was dire!