Sorry nvr, but of you asked "for the love of Satan" then I might have considered it.
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For the love of Jehovah God...
by nvrgnbk inplease send money!.
i have bills to pay and gas is expensive and it's hard to make ends meet.. simon is in arrears, to the tune of like 10,000 posts.. if i knew this jwd thing wasn't gonna work, i wouldn't have quit my real job.. your financial aid is most appreciated.. your fellow servant,.
bro.
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Do Monkeys Pay for Sex?
by Priest73 inok. i couldn't resist.
monkeys and sex.
two of my favorite things.
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I think NJ wants something else broken
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What inspired your avatar and your screen name?
by Princess Daisy Boo intell me the story behind the picture.... why is mr flipper mr flipper?
how much do you look like zappa, jk666?
and gopher - are you really a little old man?
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Well my work crew call me Mario because I look like Mario brothers Super Mario so why not memario as Mario was already takenMy avitar is me on my bike *itchin for spring*
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What is your favorite word and why?
by Abandoned inmine is facetious.
i like it for a lot of reasons.
it rolls off the tongue.
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Banned
cuz after my last post thats probably what's going to happen to me.
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What is your favorite word and why?
by Abandoned inmine is facetious.
i like it for a lot of reasons.
it rolls off the tongue.
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$HIT
WHY?
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
>Well, its shit ... that's right, shit!
>Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
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>Consider:
>You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
>With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
>shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
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>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
>and tell others to eat shit.
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>Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
>between shit and shineola.
>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
>horse shit, and chicken shit.
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>You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
>or duck when the shit hits the fan.
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>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
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>Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
>and some days are just plain shitty.
>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
>when you feel like shit.
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>You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
>or a lot of weird shit.
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>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
>without a paddle.
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
>bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
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>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
>the English language.
>And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
>else!!
>You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't
>give a shit!
>Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give
>a
>shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you
>happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
>Well, Shit Happens!!!nuff said
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I Have a Commercial Janitorial Service - And Proud of It !
by flipper ini hope well.
this is a subject i've been wanting to approach for awhile as i've noticed on the board at times there have been wisecracks about janitors who were jehovah's witnesses .
now , hey, i'm real, have a good sense of humor, and can take a joke like anyone, be the brunt of a good joke, hell, i laugh at myself when i work alone at nights- just to keep entertained !
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So Mr. Flipper I work for the government and on the side of my truck there is a sign that says "puppies for sale" But I get paid really well for it. LOL
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How do I flirt, not acting desperate at the same?
by tsunami_rid3r infirst i'll blame the fact that growing up as a witness, it was hard flirting with girls.
most of my younger days were spent at congregation gatherings, and it was hard trying to go up and talk to the girls.
both parents had to know about it, and it was quite a serious issue.
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I'm a short guy at 5"2, and so of course the first thing anyone will see is that I'm short no matter how confident I am.
Your not short. Your vertically challenged. I only dwarf you by an inch. lol But I make up for it in other departments
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MINCAN needs some LOVE and SUPPORT
by AWAKE&WATCHING inmincan has relatives visiting this week-end.
he is happy to see them but knows the problems associated with their visit will be hard to deal with.
you see, these relatives don't understand how difficult it is to come out of the cult and move on.
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Hey Man! Hang in there bro.
(((((HUGS)))))
We are not far from you. Call us anytime.
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30 minute talks start this weekend.
by OnTheWayOut infor those of you attending kingdom hell meetings, let us know how this.
(yawn) exciting change goes over.
let us know how many speakers went .
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let us know how this
(yawn) exciting change goes overNot so good. I would not get enough sleep.
Jim......Jim.......I......need.......more..........time!!!
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Your Pretend Shrink is Back! Tell Me Your Troubles- I'll Help if I Can
by flipper inhello my dear friends !
i did a thread on this about a month ago in a humorous way - so i figured i would do it again to see how things went for you during the christmas holiday season.
hopefully my off-beat sometimes humorous, sometimes insane, sometimes serious advice helped you.
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We watched some movies with Billy Bob Thornton this holiday season. Bad Santa was great and then we watched Sling Blade. And I can't stop talkin like Billy. I reckon there's a problem uhuh!!
Fitting movies for the occasion I reckon uhuh!!
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