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  If Jehovah went to a psychiatrist, what would be his diagnoses?

  by flipper in

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  we're talking about a "supreme being" who hates a lot, is violent and vindictive, fascist, any "love" is totally conditional, plays mean mind games (sacrifice your son for me)....he probably oughta be locked up!

  mrs flipper

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  journey-on

  I think God is a woman and ever so often, she just has a bad case of PMS.
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  Have you ever just finally had it !!

  by journey-on in

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  have you ever had one of these kinds of days where you've reached a point when you finally just had to write a complaint letter?

  (ladies, you'll understand this one).

  actual letter sent to proctor & gamble.

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  journey-on

  Greendawn...OMG lol

  I didn't write this letter. A friend sent me this. I thought it was hilarious.
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  Have you ever just finally had it !!

  by journey-on in

  1. social
  2. humour

  have you ever had one of these kinds of days where you've reached a point when you finally just had to write a complaint letter?

  (ladies, you'll understand this one).

  actual letter sent to proctor & gamble.

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  journey-on

  Hug accepted....thanks, I needed that!
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  Have you ever just finally had it !!

  by journey-on in

  1. social
  2. humour

  have you ever had one of these kinds of days where you've reached a point when you finally just had to write a complaint letter?

  (ladies, you'll understand this one).

  actual letter sent to proctor & gamble.

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  journey-on

  Have you ever had one of these kinds of days where you've reached a point when you finally just had to write a complaint letter? (Ladies, you'll understand this one)

  Actual letter sent to Proctor & Gamble

  Dear Mr. Thatcher,

  I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favourite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

  Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't.

  Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills."

  Isn't the human body amazing?

  As Brand Manager in the Feminine-hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from "Aunt Flo".
  
  Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behaviour.

  You surely realize it's a tough time for most women.

  In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants...

  which brings me to the reason for my letter.

  Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words:

  "Have a Happy Period."

  Are you f*cking kidding me?

  What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness -is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

  For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong", or are you just picking on us?

  Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep... Always.

  Best regards,

  xxxxxxx
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  AN INTERESTING OPINION...

  by Terry in

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  the crimes of jews .

  pottling and kettling .

  july 30, 2007 .

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  journey-on

  Check this out, Terry. A few months ago, I was doing some geneaological research on Ancestry.com. My research on one particular branch of my family tree piqued my interest in the Ashkenazi Jew. It's really quite fascinating what I came across.

  On The Evolution Of Ashkenazi Jewish Intelligence --- http://www.futurepundit.com/archives/002812.html
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  IS IT FAIR TO PAY THE SAME DEBT TWICE?? Divine Justice...

  by Terry in

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  thinking out loud.... .

  justice.. topics that need discussing.

  justice is getting what you deserve.

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  journey-on

  Terry:

  I've had a grandchild of two years who died of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

  I'm so sorry for this loss. This happened to a friend of mine, and it's absolutely incomprehensible.

  "I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend."

  Thomas Jefferson
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  IS IT FAIR TO PAY THE SAME DEBT TWICE?? Divine Justice...

  by Terry in

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  thinking out loud.... .

  justice.. topics that need discussing.

  justice is getting what you deserve.

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  journey-on

  Terry, thank you for the reading suggestion. However, puleeez...The Skeptical Inquirer?...Phillips Stevens, Jr.? He's a damned anthropologist, not a quantum physicist.
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  Religions: from gods to aliens

  by serotonin_wraith in

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  i've been thinking about this recently.

  in the past when we couldn't explain things, we attributed it to a god of some kind.

  there were many on offer, to explain thunder, sunrise and so on.

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  journey-on

  Good question.

  What I see happening is a redefining of what God is and isn't. Personally, I no longer believe in "the man in the sky keeping score" type God. I see science and spirituality melding together to redefine the dynamics of the creative force that exists in the universe and microcosmically right here on this tiny planet in nature. That doesn't make me a religionist nor an atheist nor even an agnostic.....new definitions are needed.
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  How many GB to change a light bulb?

  by TJ - iAmCleared2Land in

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  q: how many members of the governing body does it take to change a light bulb?.

  a: the light bulb does not need to be changed.

  the light bulb, in an antitypical way, represents the light that emanated from the most holy, from between the cherubs atop the ark of the covenant.

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  journey-on

  I don't know.....but:

  How Many Forum Members Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

  From Snoggle

  It is often said that laughter is the best medicine. Snoggle, a volunteer in our Forums, recently posted an amusing blend of two classic jokes – the light bulb change and the typical bulletin board responses. Snoggle, thanks for making us laugh!

  • 1 to change the light bulb then post about it
  • 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could've been changed differently
  • 1 to move it to the Lighting folder
  • 2 to argue and then move it to the Electrical folder
  • 7 to point out grammar/spelling errors in post about changing light bulbs
  • 5 to flame the spell checkers
  • 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
  • 6 to argue whether it's a light bulb or lightbulb
  • 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper tern is Lamp
  • 15 know it all who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb is perfectly correct
  • 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take the discussion to the lightbulb forum
  • 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
  • 36 to discuss the dangers of changing light bulbs without a professional opinion
  • 5 to post a disclaimer that they are not light bulb experts, nor do they play one on TV and that anyone planning on changing their own light bulb should consult a professional
  • 7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
  • 4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then to post the correct URLs
  • 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
  • 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add, "Me too."
  • 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
  • 4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
  • 13 to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."
  • 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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  Any Stephen King fans??

  by lola28 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm just wondering if any of you are sk fans, i just started to read the dark tower books, i began with the second book "the drawing of the three" and have not read the first one, so far so good.

  just wondering how many of you are sk fans.. lola.

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  journey-on

  I liked his older stuff like "Christine", "Pet Cemetery", "Fire Starter", "Talisman", and, of course, "The Stand"....who could forget that one?!

  His books don't translate that well into movies IMO, though. His books are strictly for pure entertainment like telling ghost stories when you're 12 years old outside around the campfire out in the middle of the woods.