SacrificialLoon

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  Trivial Pursuit...

  by zeroday in

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  can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?.

  answers are below.. .

  1. apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.. .

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  I'll have to be more careful around toilets. I didn't realize they were so violent.
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  What would happen if?

  by ninja in

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  siamese twins became jehovah's witnesses and one became apostate???

  ?....what problems would be caused?

  ?...or what would happen if one was anointed?...

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  If they had one set of genitalia, and one of them was a chronic masterbator would they both be sinning?
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  Looking Back, Do You Think You Ever Really "Loved" Jehovah?

  by minimus in

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  i'm curious.

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  I did, aleast in the way the WTBS said, and I still remember the feeling I had the day I was baptized, I thought I could feel Jehovah's love. I remember singing that song that went "god is love, loyal love", and believing it. What a twisted delusion.
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  I baked a cake today!!! :D

  by Elsewhere in

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  i thought, what the hell... i'll try to bake a cake today!

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  i think it turned out just perfect!

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  I think I figured out the problem, next time use more of that dial in the top left hand corner. I think the aloe will help things stick together. :)
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  Space Balls

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  i love that scene !.

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  Ludicrous speed, go!

  That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.

  Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
  Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
  Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
  Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
  Dark Helmet: Who is he?
  Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
  Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
  Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
  Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
  Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
  Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
  [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
  Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
  Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
  [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
  Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

  Last one I had to look up to make sure I got it right, good movie.
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  Did Armageddon Hold You Hostage?

  by The wanderer in

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  to view the dictations of the watchtower society as more work .

  and responsibility than love and caring it was the fear of dying .

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  Yes, Armageddon is a pretty big stick, and living forever is a pretty big carrot.
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  CAN YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION?

  by Terry in

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  a semi-famous math professional poses this question in a book i'm reading.. i find the answer to be counter-intuitive, but, entertaining.. here is the question:.

  you buy a sack of spuds that weighs 100lbs and are told it is 99% water.. you leave the sack outside in the sun for a couple of days before bringing it inside to store.. you find the spuds are now only 98% water.. how much does the sack of spuds weigh?

  (this is not a trick question.

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  So if the sack of potatoes weigh 100 lbs and 99% of it is water then evaporation makes it 98% water?
  
  If we take into account that the 100 lbs. of potatoes were placed on the 957th step in the great pyamid, and it was there for 2 days then we can clearly see that 1914 was an important date for potatoes everywhere when much evaporation took place. If you turn to your potato bible to 1st Russet chapter 7 verse 3 it reads "And lo the great whore of Dublin did mislead the masses for two times, and half a time.". So with this information we can wisely discern that the potatoes actually lost 2.5% of their mass in 1914! So the answer is 97.5 pounds.
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  Got new glasses progressive lenses any Ideas?

  by hambeak in

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  i got new glasses today with progressive lenses and transitional lenses get darker outside.

  trying to get used to them.. anyone out there that has these and will it work i have a 30 day guarantee and return policy from lens crafters to go back to the old bifocal.. go back to the eye doc wed. to recheck for glaucoma.

  at least it is not a blur anymore for the 12" from my face forward.

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  I don't know about progressive lenses, but when I got new glasses a few months ago I asked about the transition lenses and they said they don't work well while driving, something to do with the glass of the car blocking the UV light I think, so I opted for these glasses that have magnetic "clip-ons".
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  Hurry, get Dunked, 1975 is around the corner...

  by JH in

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  i found these old jw pictures on the net.

  their assembly looks like a "bingo" .

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  What's that sign say in the back "Tastes of Disciples"? Is that a soylent lunch they're eating?
  
  That's terribly sad story Tigerman, it's a shame how much of a grip they can get on people. :(
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  The IP Supremacy!!

  by IP_SEC in

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  i grow weary of being a mere emperor.

  less than 400 more post to go in order to reach the pinnacle of jwdism..

  alas!!!

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  SacrificialLoon

  What is your name?

  What is your quest?

  What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?