why does jesus come and go all the time?.
first, people waited for thousands of years for him to come.. so he comes in 2bc finally - but then leaves in 33ad.
why leave??
Maybe he's a busy guy, the universe is a big place.
"Ok, so I have to make a second coming on Omicron Persei 8 tomorrow, a third coming on Uranus, and another 2nd coming on Hovering Squid World 97A. Oh, shoot I forgot about Earth again. Sorry Mr. Russel! I'll pencil you guys in later... 1975 sound good for you?" 1975 comes along.... "Shoot forgot again! Why didn't you remind me Mr. Russel? Mr. Russel?... Oh right, that mortality thing, I forgot about that. Well, I get to Earth some time later."
this is the place for all you arrogant skeptics to post all the things you don't believe in so you can stop harassing posters on other threads involving the paranormal, after all you are smarter than the rest of us .....................
As the emperor I say that I do indeed have clothes, and I look quite dashing in them.
mine is the japanese kitsune.
the fox spirits humbler of haughty samurai and foiler of crooked bussiness men.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/kitsune.
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Tiggers!
ok' you're a productive hell bent jw, and i'm a "lost sheep" waiting to be guided by your spiritual knowledge.
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preach to me... .
How true brother! Your zeal shall serve as an example for all. These steak knives not real knives but metaphorical knifes provided by the FDS to aid in partaking of the spiritual food Jehovah gives us. Wont you join us this Sunday? Everyone would love to see you again.
I feel dirty now. @_@
ok' you're a productive hell bent jw, and i'm a "lost sheep" waiting to be guided by your spiritual knowledge.
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preach to me... .
This Sunday is steak knife day at the kingdom hall! Everyone who comes gets free steak knives!
http://www.random-good-stuff.com/index.php/2007/02/20/video-monkey-controls-robotic-arm-with-mind-beware-of-robot-monkeys/.
the monkey is restrained so he has to learn to use the robot arm.
also, on keelynet.com, there's a report about artificially grown ligaments being implanted into rabbits.. .
How about a robot that eats Jehoobies Witlesses?
If they're reading the brain waves the robots might have a hard time telling the difference between them and the monkeys. Poor monkeys :(
i knew i had some so i was looking in some boxes and found a few including the super deluxe nwt bible with the cross references.
on one hand i'm tempted to throw em all out, but on the other i feel like keeping them, maybe as some kind of demented memento.
on the other other hand it'd mean one fewer box cluttering up a closet.. what did you all do with your old err.. literature?
You live in Texas and have never shot a firearm? I thought they were issued at birth there!
I was born in the area some locals call damnyankee land, although I think any place north of the Red River is damnyankee land to some Texans.
Here's the link for a thread where Low-Key posted is NWT pic
I've got a good caption for that pic. "I only eat spiritual food I can kill." :)
i knew i had some so i was looking in some boxes and found a few including the super deluxe nwt bible with the cross references.
on one hand i'm tempted to throw em all out, but on the other i feel like keeping them, maybe as some kind of demented memento.
on the other other hand it'd mean one fewer box cluttering up a closet.. what did you all do with your old err.. literature?
double post
i knew i had some so i was looking in some boxes and found a few including the super deluxe nwt bible with the cross references.
on one hand i'm tempted to throw em all out, but on the other i feel like keeping them, maybe as some kind of demented memento.
on the other other hand it'd mean one fewer box cluttering up a closet.. what did you all do with your old err.. literature?
You know, I've never used a firearm before. That'd certianly be something to use a gun for the first time on the Deluxe Edition of the NWT.
i knew i had some so i was looking in some boxes and found a few including the super deluxe nwt bible with the cross references.
on one hand i'm tempted to throw em all out, but on the other i feel like keeping them, maybe as some kind of demented memento.
on the other other hand it'd mean one fewer box cluttering up a closet.. what did you all do with your old err.. literature?
I knew I had some so I was looking in some boxes and found a few including the super deluxe NWT bible with the cross references. On one hand I'm tempted to throw em all out, but on the other I feel like keeping them, maybe as some kind of demented memento. On the other other hand it'd mean one fewer box cluttering up a closet.
What did you all do with your old err.. literature?
Maybe I can take them to Half Price Books (store that buys and sells used books), and maybe get a whole nickel!
