Posts by dustrabbit

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A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!

by Mary in

jw
friends

i think it's time bethel got a new sign out front, one that really speaks volumes and is far more suitable to their "read god's word the bible daily.

i was thinking: .

oh what a web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!

dustrabbit

"Get Your Free Bethel Boy here....(while supplies last)"

"...the few, the hopeless, the Bethel Corps..."

"...To Osama: Phffft. You missed us."

"To Annan: With Love."

"Prince: Live at Bethel for one night only...The 'Let's Go Crazy' Tour"

"We may have lost the Gloved one, but we've got the Royal Purple Ass himself..."

"Welcome Williams Sisters....leave your skimpy suits at the door."

"It takes a Kingdom Hall to raise a scandal..."

"Insomia? Read the Watchtower."

"Say 'no' to oral sex, or any sex for that matter."

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A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!

by Mary in

jw
friends

i think it's time bethel got a new sign out front, one that really speaks volumes and is far more suitable to their "read god's word the bible daily.

i was thinking: .

oh what a web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!

dustrabbit

How about:

"Collect all six of the You Know's "Aposto-doll" line...Today!"

"The Jehovah's Witnesses Garuantee: Get your (almost) free Watchtower and Awake served bi-weekly at the hands of pedophiles, Bethel Boys, or assorted hypocritical assholes."

OR

"We're Jehovah's Witnesses....and we still say we're better than you."

OR

"Your free Prince CD with a purchase of this week's Watchtower or AWake magazine."

OR

"The light has changed again."

OR

"Read the Watchtower and Awkake daily... meeting the educational needs of redneck high-school dropouts everywhere."

OR

"JWMatch.com.....serving horny, lonely Wintesses with an Internet love connection."

(or "Psst. www.JWMatch.com....pass it on..."

OR
A picture of Koffi Annan of the UN in bed with whoever current President of WTS is and the following headline:

"Building a comfortable relationship with the world...cheek to cheek."

OR
"Yes, our members are no saints....but neither are those Cathloic priests..."

Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 23:23:16

Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 23:27:12

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To: You Know

by morloc in

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don't you ever check your email?

morloc

Lisa:
The 14.95, batteries not included is my remark...You Know isn't that funny...granted he caught me off-gaurd with the Aposto-dolls after I challenged him to do one better this his weak, "kid/hot chocolate" remark.

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What are you listening to right now?

by LDH in

jw
friends

the soundtrack of o brother, where art thou?.

lisa

dustrabbit

#1 Remixes Album from Lisa Stansfield...

Lisa: I dig "Simply Red Greatest Hits" cd....and yes, Mick can croon.

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You Know's JWMatch.com match of the week

by dustrabbit in

jw
friends

as the title says, here's the jwmatch.com recommendation to cure you know's loneliness:.

http://members.jwmatch.com/profile.php?1002691737j4224.

go get her, you know, she's waiting....

dustrabbit

You Know: "Silly Dustrabbit"? The Trix commercial is the best ripoff that you can come up? Shame, I thought better of ya.

12

You Know's JWMatch.com match of the week

by dustrabbit in

jw
friends

as the title says, here's the jwmatch.com recommendation to cure you know's loneliness:.

http://members.jwmatch.com/profile.php?1002691737j4224.

go get her, you know, she's waiting....

dustrabbit

LB: Oh, so that explains yours and simplesally's complaint....
yeah, i guess you have to be logged into their site...so, i guess you might want to create a dummy account, if you want to see it badly enough...unless somebody wants to post them up somehow.

BTW, how were you able to see some of the other photos? I don't know why...

but in the case of this thread, You Know's hunnybunny is an old, fat lady....

take care,
the dustrabbit

Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 12:12:53

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You Know's JWMatch.com match of the week

by dustrabbit in

jw
friends

as the title says, here's the jwmatch.com recommendation to cure you know's loneliness:.

http://members.jwmatch.com/profile.php?1002691737j4224.

go get her, you know, she's waiting....

dustrabbit

Time? We've got plenty of time, handsome...

edited to add: in fact, i reckon too many of us have too much time on our hands...
the dustrabbit

Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 11:26:29

3

I KNOW The JW MATCH HOTTIE Of the week!

by Handsome in

jw
friends

i know sonja, jw match hottie of the week!!!

she is a hardcore sister now, uh, hardcore in the ministry, hehe.. she was a lingerie model!!

so i am approaching you all on the board, how do i approach her and ask her for her sexy photos??

dustrabbit

Thomas Doubting is me....ooops I'm talking like a dyslexic Yoda.
Let me try that again, I'm a Doubting Thomas. But if you can get the photo, go for it....

Not a sense of losing momentum, Handsome...but I was trying to change the tempo: It's always a goal of mine to make the other answer to my momentum, not the other around.

Oh well, IVs, yeah? Severe Internet addiction. This board will do it to you when you're still in the Dubs.

the dustrabbit

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You Know's JWMatch.com match of the week

by dustrabbit in

jw
friends

as the title says, here's the jwmatch.com recommendation to cure you know's loneliness:.

http://members.jwmatch.com/profile.php?1002691737j4224.

go get her, you know, she's waiting....

dustrabbit

Handsome:
For me the art of trolling is a fine art to develop. The over the top posts won't work for me, but I have to hand it to you...your posts did make me laugh.

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I KNOW The JW MATCH HOTTIE Of the week!

by Handsome in

jw
friends

i know sonja, jw match hottie of the week!!!

she is a hardcore sister now, uh, hardcore in the ministry, hehe.. she was a lingerie model!!

so i am approaching you all on the board, how do i approach her and ask her for her sexy photos??

dustrabbit

Dude,
I hate to sound rude, but what's this "successful endeavor"?
Let it go...geez, this is an obsession for you now? This was just a joke thread...man.
the dustrabbit