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  JWMatch.com hottie of the week...

  by dustrabbit in

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  okay folks:.

  it's me, i'm back after giving my university students' their final exams.

  but in a few weeks i should be heading back to the good ol' us of a.. but anyways, i've infiltrated jwmatch.com.

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  alana: the cross being from her pre-JW days, that is the possibility I figured on...but hey she says she's 5'2", 115 #, and 36-25-36...not bad. But isn't that a little unWitnesslike to say?

  from the profile:
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  More about me:

  Former lingerie model, lovely fun loving sister. who knows true beauty is inside with love for Jehovah and service.
  I am 5'2 115 pounds.36-25-36 figure. Eurasian. Considered very pretty. with long black hair. I like to laugh, smile, and have a sense of humor. I am devoted out in service in my rural territory. I have funny "shotgun in your face"and rabid JW eating dog stories to tell if you write back.
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  yeah, those "shotgun" stories...well, it's true that Colorado Springs is the world HQ for "Focus on the Family"...another one of those Conservative Christian organizations (read: "cult")...and they love thier guns out there in the Springs.
  ...but I would like to hear some JW-eating dog stories.

  And oh, I'm sure that YouKnow and his deluded ol' self would enjoy what she's looking for:
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  This is what I'm looking for:

  He likes to smile, laugh, and listen. He takes care of himself and loves Jehovah of course. He would have a youthful, but mature spirit. I am looking for a attractive brother of healthy weight,who is between 20 and 45 years, with a youthful and passionate, funny personality. He would like animals,road trips, outdoors, I luv to cook but have no one to cook for.you like homemade apple pie? Please write
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  Hah! "Please write"? I mean, a former lingerie model needs to find a hubby online? please! Troll Alert! Troll Alert! I need to notify JWMatch.com at once....oh damn, I forgot I'm a troll there too. Rats!
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  JWMatch.com hottie of the week...

  by dustrabbit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  okay folks:.

  it's me, i'm back after giving my university students' their final exams.

  but in a few weeks i should be heading back to the good ol' us of a.. but anyways, i've infiltrated jwmatch.com.

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  hey, this is funny....i got two female posters (billygoat and alana) posting to this thread!

  I wonder if they were thinking it was a guy or something?
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  JWMatch.com hottie of the week...

  by dustrabbit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  okay folks:.

  it's me, i'm back after giving my university students' their final exams.

  but in a few weeks i should be heading back to the good ol' us of a.. but anyways, i've infiltrated jwmatch.com.

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  dustrabbit

  Uh, Mike...?

  What's with the pix of Michelle Kwan? Uh, I really don't get what this has to do with the thread? Is it b/c they're both Asian?

  I don't quite follow.

  the dustrabbit....beam me up, scotty.
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  Assemly food tickets - WHY??

  by home_and_dry in

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  i was laying in bed last night thinking how lucky i am that i havent had to undergo the mental torture of attending the district convention.

  then i started reminiscing about the old days and i suddenly remembered those ridiculous tickets you had to buy to pay for food.

  they were those brown cheap cardboard type efforts with i think 10 tickets per sheet.

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  When did they stop the food tickets? The last District assembly I went to was 1989.

  Man, I always remember how this elder tried to put us all on this guilt trip about not letting the "nutritious and delicious food" go to waste.

  I hated the roast beef sandwiches. but the vanilla pudding was ok. Now what was up with the extra-small half-frozen OJs? I had to drink three or four of them to feel like my thirst was quenched.

  the dustrabbit
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  JWMatch.com hottie of the week...

  by dustrabbit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  okay folks:.

  it's me, i'm back after giving my university students' their final exams.

  but in a few weeks i should be heading back to the good ol' us of a.. but anyways, i've infiltrated jwmatch.com.

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  dustrabbit

  Now can you imagine those JW spies who keep an eye out on this board are probably having the following conversation right now:

  JW Spy #1: [after seeing the JWMatch hottie thread]: I want those JWMatch people in my office now!

  JW Spy #2: Is that a cross on her neck or is she happy to see me?

  JW Spy #1 smacks JW Spy #2 with a rolled-up Watchtower.

  JW Spy #1: This is sooooo unholy.

  JW Spy #2: [not flinching] I want her phone number.....
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  JWMatch.com hottie of the week...

  by dustrabbit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  okay folks:.

  it's me, i'm back after giving my university students' their final exams.

  but in a few weeks i should be heading back to the good ol' us of a.. but anyways, i've infiltrated jwmatch.com.

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  uh yeah, jack2, I can read too...i got the key word...but the question is, Is it possible for us (especially at exJWsRaw) to get some pictures from her "former" modelling days and like some of you guys too, what is up with that cross? Isn't that "apostate" or at least DF-able? My gawd, those folks at JWMatch are slacking in their standards.

  Hmm, I can't wait to get back to Denver...Colorado Springs is only an hour-and-a-half away....

  Oh, "Sonja"...."Apostate Shepading Call" time...get out your Victoria's Secret outfits....

  [action scene]

  The dustrabbit hauls in "Sonja" for a JC meeting:

  The Dustrabbit (TD): Did you enjoy wearing the lingerie, hmm?

  Sonja (S): Oh yes, no wait, no I didn't. Satan was blinding me from Jehovah's loving ways.

  [action scene: A lightning bolt hearlds from the sky and zaps Sonja.]

  TD: Tell the truth, did you enjoy it? Answer truthfully and the truth shall set you free.

  .....and the rest to be continued....

  the dustrabbit
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  JWMatch.com hottie of the week...

  by dustrabbit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  okay folks:.

  it's me, i'm back after giving my university students' their final exams.

  but in a few weeks i should be heading back to the good ol' us of a.. but anyways, i've infiltrated jwmatch.com.

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  dustrabbit

  Okay folks:
  It's me, I'm back after giving my university students' their final exams. But in a few weeks I should be heading back to the good ol' US of A.

  But anyways, I've infiltrated JWMatch.com. Mostly but-ugly women, I wouldn't even consider giving a second glance to, but then there was something about this profile that cuaght my eye: she claims she is a *former* lingerie model....purient minds want to know, right?

  Check out her profile and pic below, and you tell me, if this is a fake or the real JW deal...hell, I think it's time to go corrupting.
  Oh, "Sonja" I have an "Apostate Sheparding Call" with your name on the list....
  

  http://members.jwmatch.com/profile.php?J18474

  the dustrabbit
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  Riddle me this ......

  by myself in

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  what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you will die?

  when asked 80% of kindergardeners knew the correct answer, yet only 17% of stanford university graduates were able to answer correctly

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  Did I spoil the fun? Sorry. Here's a couple for you:

  Take 6 matches like this:

  I I I I I I
  I I I I I I
  I I I I I I
  I I I I I I
  I I I I I I

  And add 5 more matches to make 9. But you cannot move or take away the original 6 matches.
  [note: the matches don't look correct and editing won't hwlp....put put some space between the matches...they're placed vertically.]

  Second riddle:
  Last friday night you went to a party, got drunk. You woke up the next morning and found yourself in a log cabing with no windows and no doors and the cabin also had a solid concrete floor. How did you get out?

  Edited by - dustrabbit on 18 June 2002 21:59:15
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  Riddle me this ......

  by myself in

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  what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you will die?

  when asked 80% of kindergardeners knew the correct answer, yet only 17% of stanford university graduates were able to answer correctly

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  dustrabbit

  Nothing.
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  BYEEEE!!

  by DanielHaase in

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  well, for the time being anyway.

  i'm loading up and heading to denver in a couple of days and probably won't be on the board for a couple of weeks.

  be nice to each other and try not to argue too much over sexuality, politics, men's asses, or jesus.

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  Dude!
  You're gonna totally dig Denver. When I get back home in a month or so, we gotta go paint LoDo red. Take care on the road, and if you go up I-25, keep an out for those damn Texas semi-truckers, esp. around Colorado Springs and Trinidad/Raton Pass. They drive like bats out of hell on the steep passes.
  the dustrabbit