I sent this tomy hubby.....here is his response! He is too funny!
Men: Is everything ok?
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
OR - FINE: Something IS bothering you and you want us to figure it out... :)) Men: Are you sure? Women: Yes, stop asking, I just am not liking my hair right now and it is bugging me... Men: If you make an appointment, I will watch the kids, just tell me when... Women: Your the best honey!
Men: How long 'til we leave?
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
OR - Five Minutes: When it is something that she really is excited about going and doing, then you better be ready in five minutes too. :) Men: Really, ok, I'll be ready.. (thinking you have 30) Women: Why aren't you ready? I am starving and can't wait to get to Red Lobster! Men: Uhhh, sorry babe, I will hurry, uhhh, 2 minutes, is that ok? Women: Fine, just hurry! ---(Using the women's version to #1 FINE) :)) Men: What are you thinking about?
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine. OR - Nothing: You really mean nothing, because your in your own little world and enjoying it... :)) Men: Are you sure, cause we can talk? Women: Babe, really, NOTHING, everything is good. Men: Ok, if you need to talk I am here... Women: (Loud Sigh) --- (this is the women's second use of loud sigh, meaning, just leave me alone! I am being lazy and don't want to think, it isn't all about you... :))))
Men: Is it alright to swing by _______ after work?
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! OR - Go Ahead: A chance to relax and not have to cook dinner, cause you will expect it on his way home. He will bring it too! :) Men: Thanks babe! Call me if you need me. Women : I will, talk to you later. ----(this is a new women saying, I will means - Oh yeah I will call you, because your bringing home Taco Bell!!) :))
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
OR - Loud Sigh: See referenced in number 3 above... :)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. I have nothing for this one... You never forget these things, so I agree with this one... :))))
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just
say "you're welcome".
Does this happen? I will follow this advice when it does... :)
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F--- YOU! Ok, this one is Universal, you don't own it... :)
Men: Do you want me to do the laundry? 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking, "What's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
OR - Don't worry about it, I got it : This also means, you can't do it nearly as good as I can, so I will do it. This also is a sign a superiority for women, feeds the ego... :))) Men: Really, I will do it for you, I know how hard you work and don't mind doing it. Women: (A smile and hug) Thanks hun, but I got it... ---(another new one! Version of the "loud sigh", but in a pathetic way... meaning - she thinks you are an idiot and wonders how you can even function without her.) :))))